Listen To My Worms

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

this grave keeper edible aint shit

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

me speedrunning changing my life within the first two months of 2025 is so funny it feels like it’s been 2 years already when in 2024 there was absolutely nothing happening

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.