toby toad

Work sucks you wanna come to my house and play perverts together?

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

Let the DJ ppull at every thread This track will be your undoing

This feels like a second puberty of the mind I swear

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

I love to eat warm peaches bent over the sink like a werewolf. Summertime activity of all time.

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea