these violent delights

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

i cant keep learning news like this

sitting on the floor is an emotion

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

im never gonna let 1d die ima have a motion sensor on my grave that plays 1d every time someone walks by 

i hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf u mad about now?!???!!???

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.