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AMERMRICA DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

WHAT THE HEC IS THAT I SWE TO FIBLAY IF THIS US AMITHER FANTACLAY CANDE WHEL MIPPLING A

HOL DOKE YOU GINSA LILIP WIPLI TETRU

who’s gilli goshe oppler to film ass chili piss city and telma thelma brill wanks chocolay oranage eximpt evelemere 

am I having a stroke

Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.

i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead

Hate to correct you, but that is a rare pokemon.

How could have I made such an embarrassing mistake!

Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because I want the teachers to ask me awkward questions and try to get me involved in class”

i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd

tiniestbabyunicorn

this planet sucks nothing works.  the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work.  the ocean is poorly lit.  the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit.  im sick of this place

Imagine.

WOW. I cant even. THIS THIS THIS.

THIS.

Issac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.

Reblogging again because I DID NOT KNOW THAT. POINT FUCKING MADE.

This is awesome omg

I’m reblogging this every time I see it

if there are only dementors and prisoners in azkaban then who makes the food??? is there a dementor in the prison kitchen wearing a kiss the cook apron and making pancakes for the inmates? jkr explain yourself