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In general:

The ladies of Tumblr are not interested in hearing your depraved fantasies concerning them. The ladies of Tumblr aren’t interested in what you want from them. The ladies of Tumblr don’t want you to be their Dom. The ladies of Tumblr don’t want you monkeying with their original content. Above all, and I know this may be hard for you to believe, but the ladies of Tumblr do not want to see your penis. They don’t want to see it flaccid, hard, in good light, dressed up, or from its best angle.

The ladies of Tumblr are interested in compliments. The ladies of Tumblr want intelligent discourse. The ladies of Tumblr want your burning questions. The ladies of Tumblr want your support. Above all, and I know this idea seems revolutionary, the ladies of Tumblr want your respect. They want it because they deserve it, as fellow human beings, as bloggers, and as damn sexy women, every last one of them.

You now hold all the secrets of what the ladies of Tumblr are after. What you do with it, is up to you.