Jelly World Problems

@mortalkorbat

Just another jaded, grizzled old veteran of the madness that is Neopia, keeping a little compendium of things that amuse, confuse and horrify me on a silly little website that I still continue to waste time on for reasons I can't begin to figure out. I know I'm not particularly funny or interesting. Sorry. :( This is a side blog, so if you have a Neo-related blog and some random creeper named sixthrock follows/comments on you, that would be me! Listed at the Neopets Directory

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is nobody going to talk about this

#neopets #TNT you sassy little bastards #*popcorn*

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tetraghost

that is horrifying

mortalkorbat

That original Acara with the ear fins was actually my very first pet when I got my first account in 2000 \o/

#its name was babyvaporeon34098 or something #that account is long gone now though

neopianangst

FOLLOW FOR MORE SOFT GRUNGE

mortalkorbat

These are really really really pretty oh my god

#holy shit they're trickster neopets

neopianangst

I’m… I’m conflicted. I think I like it.

I’ve noticed lately that some of the non-standard pets like this and the newer mutants don’t have a totally consistent art style with the rest of the site, like they look like they were definitely drawn by different people… but whatever. this is kinda cool

mortalkorbat

IT'S A "CAT"FISH OMF

peopleofneopets

mortalkorbat

that second person's username + pet name oh my god

#neoboards

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RELIC KORBATS THOUGH.

IT'S WONDERFUL

i’m

looks like that last oil spill hit Neopia hard…

#oh my fucking god

John Freeman Kell and Corbin said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and Kell and Corbin felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so they blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

#neopets #tnt pays tribute to a literary classic #full life consequences

safetydepositbox

spyders-georg

who drew this picture

who wrote this description

who approved of this idea

I think all of these people need help

#whAT

poogle-races

I SAID HEY

WHAT’S GOING ON

#HEEEEYYYAYEEEAAAYAAAA

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Neopets I'm very disappointed in you

you just randomly decided to release a bunch of items revolving around frying things

and you didn't even think

to wait a few days

and release them

on a Friday

#neopets #that pun was right there #RIGHT THERE #and you BLEW IT

blue-maru

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what a typo

#OH #neoboards

neopianangst

seriously though all the mutant wearables we have are either gross tentacle things like that wig and the infamous tentacle staff, or badass-looking stuff like the spiked collar and the apron and cape

but I would love to see some kind of frilly, pink, humorously inappropriate mutant wearable

"pretty princess mutant gown" or something

mortalkorbat

I'm still waiting for a classy mutant tuxedo + monocle set.

cardiaislandtours

mortalkorbat

PERFECTION

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Underrated Base Colours: Christmas Granted a lot of these are kind of fruity, but they can also double as a much cheaper way of getting white or brown base colours (or deliciously minty in the case of the bori and korbat). Plus, that poogle is unreal.

mortalkorbat

Christmas pets are actually some of my favorites as far as base colors go once you take off all the weird accessories.

The Peophin is super gorgeous as well!

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King Terask [x]

WHOA COOL

So, because my old Neopets coworkers continue to be some of the most amazing people I’ve ever known, there’s now a little Sparky-themed easter egg over at Coltzan’s Shrine.

Gonna go cry for a while because this is the sweetest goddamn thing I have ever seen. I love you guys. <3

mortalkorbat

oh my goodness that is so utterly sweet ;_;

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