🌹💀Lovecat💀🌹

Happy birthday king 🦎

louweuius......luouis my beloved youe must opén ze linque i have sent à toi.........oui it is pour spotifie mon cher, loiouis zey will make a playliste juste for us, zey call it a blénd, une melange of all our favorîte songues.........intértwined juste like ses coueuurs lewouis...............youe juste need to clique le linque............ah yes wonderful- wHY EEZ ZE PREMIERE SONG CASUELLE LOUIUIWUS. ARE WE CASUELLE TO YOU???!??!?! MAIS OUI I ADMIRE MADEMOISELLE ROAN MAIS- ohhhhh look louiuies, it is "we're in love" by boygenieux.......ah, c'est magnifique non :))))

Oh you like vampires? Is that because you are enticed by the idea someone could love you enough to share the burden of everlasting monstrosity? Haha HAHA no what? no

rockstar lestat voice The children, they are calling me cringé... they are posting pictures of my face, magnifique, with my big blue eyes that captivate so many, and they are placing it next to a certain photograph of the starlet mademoiselle cyrus. they have turned me into a mémé. well. i can be humorous too, non? i am going to find the creators of this cruel joke. i will hunt them down. they think they are funny? i am about to be...hilariouse...