:3

female characters with masculine names r great but i need them to be named stuff like craig and harold and philip i feel like too often their names are too cool. women named kevin

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

@entities-of-posts the dark?

Seconded

@mort-lemur

@entities-of-posts the dark?

Seconded

@mort-lemur

im just a silly lil kitty :3 (remembers infantilizing myself is annoying to everyone around me) i am nothing

Like to charge reblog to send a plane careening into my birth parents home killing them instantly

9/11 but only for them please

Kill them

My tummy hurts and it's their fault somehow we all need to kill them we need to send planes to their address

Reblog to give Afton a 20 and their location and tell him to kill grown ups just this once it's free he won't even get in trouble for it. And then send a plane while he's there to get him too

"why are we giving Afton a 20" BRIBERY. It doesn't have to be a real 20 he just has to think it is

Like to charge reblog to send a plane careening into my birth parents home killing them instantly

9/11 but only for them please

Kill them

My tummy hurts and it's their fault somehow we all need to kill them we need to send planes to their address

Reblog to give Afton a 20 and their location and tell him to kill grown ups just this once it's free he won't even get in trouble for it. And then send a plane while he's there to get him too

Like to charge reblog to send a plane careening into my birth parents home killing them instantly

9/11 but only for them please

Kill them

My tummy hurts and it's their fault somehow we all need to kill them we need to send planes to their address

Like to charge reblog to send a plane careening into my birth parents home killing them instantly

9/11 but only for them please

Kill them

Like to charge reblog to send a plane careening into my birth parents home killing them instantly

9/11 but only for them please

Like to charge reblog to send a plane careening into my birth parents home killing them instantly