Dozens of randomities

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Reblog and put in the tags the most autistic thing you do that lead you to the realisation of actually having autism.

demonic possession is a decent trope but you know what's even better? demonic cohabitation. just 2 people sharing the same body and both being the world's worst roommate about it.

*fights the demon living in my body over whose turn it is to answer the phone*

Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

Reblog and name a song or music track that helps you to feel grounded, in the tags

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard