americans have it easy with their firearms yet it seems none of them know how to use them properly. you are given free access to a weapon and you /dont/ want to go and try to assassinate the president yourself? you are such a fucking pussy yo.

When she stares at buff dudes so I genuinely put posters of naked dudes on the wall as a reminder that she thinks im fucking ugly so I start clawing at them with rage and she walks in on me and starts screaming that im gay so I give up and shoot us both

"lowkirkenuinely" my future if my boredom does not dissipate any time soon.

Seeing the two most annoying people you know constantly interact / actively be friends is like gods worst collab

@niitroglycerin youre bro.

Womp womp bitch shes as fat as a whale cmon are we so fr.

Im just stating the obvious??? Shes definitely medically obese. Its very obvious. What they were planning to do wasnt okay, but you cannot expect people to not immediately make fun of her for her weight. Who cares since shes such a shit person anyways?