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I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

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Thinking about Ryland’s teacher ass stance here oh I love him dearly
when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
If you see this, schedule it to be posted exactly two months from when you’re seeing it. Like to let me know that it’s scheduled. DO NOT REBLOG IT DIRECTLy. Whenever you see this post, always schedule it for two months away.

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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
what if I never got a fucking migraine ever again
WHAT IF NOBODY ON EARTH EVER GOT A MIGRAINE EVER AGAIN!!!!
There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"
Via @morhath
in the chillest possible way,

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Benefits of reading Homestuck:
You unlock new kinds of shipping
Your sense of 'cringe' flies out the window
Everything is a reference (infinite serotonin for you)
You can like shitty stuff just for the fun of it
Downsides:
You are not allowed to speak of your interests to anyone ever
You can never get rid of the Homestuck
Neutral shit:
You will uncover several mental illnesses in yourself you were previously unaware of
EDIT: Absolutely insane work that this is my most popular post on Tumblr. It's still getting notes for some reason? I'm not mad in fact I'm really happy about this but man
Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob
the sexual tension between me and reaching my breaking point
"Kill your local sex offender!" Oh, you mean the guy who went streaking at his local college football game on a dare one time? That's a sex crime.
"No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe the woman who had to pee in a public park that only had pay toilets, so she tried to hide behind the bushes but got caught? Public urination is a sex crime.
"What? No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe you mean the homeless guy who had to strip down to get his clothes in the laundromat to clean them for the first time in weeks? He tried being subtle, but someone called the cops on him, and now he's on the sex offender registry for public nudity.
"Rapists and pedophiles! Kill rapists and pedophiles!"
Oh, like the trans woman who got called a pedophile groomer for helping a trans kid escape her abusive parents?
Or maybe the black man who got labeled a rapist because he came on to another man's wife, and he decided to get back at him by charging him with rape?
How about the 17 year olds who were fooling around, fully consensually, in one of their bedrooms? That's still technically underage sex and thus rape of a minor.
Oh, or maybe you're talking about the doctor who performed genital reconstructive surgery in a state that just voted to get that classified as rape?
People will do everything they can to get you convinced rape and pedophilia are the worst crimes possible, then accuse whoever they like the least of being either a rapist, a pedophile, or both, counting on you turning on them just for being accused of the crime.
"Oh, so you're saying you don't want to kill a serial rapist?"
That's exactly what I'm goddamn saying.
Once we decide a group is okay to kill, the government will do everything they can to convince you that their political enemies are either part of that group, or just as bad as that group, to get you to kill their enemies for them.
The only way out is to accept every life as worth saving.

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in these times of extreme surveillance, tumblr’s nonfunctional search engine stands in solidarity with the revolutionary
can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month