btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

yeah yeah opening a fic and "he would not fucking say that" but what about you open the fic and "he would fucking say that". what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it's exactly right the way you like it

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

formative years? aren’t they all?

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag