||Your Daily Dose Of Coffee And Obey Me Tea||™

Lucifer — Leadership is not a position or a title, it is an action and example.

Mammon — When it comes to random security checks, I always win. Always.

Leviathan — When is this due?

Satan — It’s not enough that I should succeed. Others should fail.

Asmodeus — When life gets hard, you have to grasp it. When it comes, you have to take it on the chin. There’s no such thing as getting off easy.

Beelzebub — The more you weigh, the harder you are to fight. Stay safe. Eat cake.

Belphegor — Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Solomon — Should have burned this place down when I had the chance

Raphael — It’s not that I’m anti-social I just don’t like you

Simeon — So I can write anything here and it’ll be in the yearbook?

Luke — Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

Thirteen — I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Mephistopheles — Peace out, plebeians

Barbatos — An inch of time is an inch of gold but you can’t buy that inch of time with an inch of gold

Diavolo — “Put something inspirational” — Lucifer

I had a barely 2 year old iPad that just up and quit working, I brought it to apple and they said it was a software issue with no fix. My apple insurance had JUST expired, so they told me I’d have to trade it in and spend $600 on a new one. I couldn’t afford that so I took it and left.

I ended up sending it to a mutual connection who fixes apple stuff on the DL. He figured out that the “software issue” was actually just a bad battery - a $100 fix. There was NO WAY that apple wasn’t going to pocket the $600 and then turn around and resell it for a profit.

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

It’s a general insert, right? A fic where every reader is supposed to imagine themselves and feel included in the fandom but oh-

You see a comment about pale skin. Or maybe a comment about flowing hair. Or someone very explicitly describing someone’s cheeks as red or pink. The same for their lips or if it’s smut…well, you know. Pink everything else. They talk about throwing their hair into a messy bun or if they’re gripping something, it’s always “white knuckled”.

You get this oh moment. This moment where you realize that despite what this author says, this wasn’t written for you at all. Despite how inclusive they claim to be, someone who looked like you clearly wasn’t in mind when they wrote it. It’s blatantly a white reader even though it doesn’t say it. And you try to think they didn’t do it on purpose but doesn’t that make it worse? The fact that people who look like you are such a non factor that it didn’t even cross their mind that you…exist? You’re a little disappointed because you wanted to enjoy it but how can you when the reader insert portion of the fic is clearly not what it’s supposed to be?

But it’s fine though because that’s just one writer!

But it’s not one writer or even two or even 5. It’s majority of the writers in the fandom. Whether it was Marvel or 1D or whatever other fandom you were in. It was a plethora of writers going out of their way to exclude people. To make it clear who they wrote for and who they wanted reading their fics. And if you bothered to point it out, you were belittled. Your feelings were invalidated because “it’s not that big of a deal”. Your feelings just didn’t matter.

To make matters worse, these fics had thousands of notes. It was a sign that people didn’t care. They didn’t care that people were being excluded and made to feel left out and like they didn’t have a place in that particular part of the fandom. For years people showed that they couldn’t care less and you wonder why you’re even in the fandom at all. Why even interact with these people who’ve made it clear they kind of don’t want you here? The fandom isn’t fun for you and these people have made it that way.