Morning Boobs

So yeah all of you experienced Boobhounds have seen this picture before.  Nobody knows anything about her except for this one photograph.  No one has seen from her before or since.  No one knows anything but once they have seen this image, it is burned into their minds. The height of Boob Folklore.  She is the “SASQUATCH” of the big boob world, haha.  But beautiful.  Those tits must have been SO awesome to see in person.  Dear mystery flea market/craft show lady - WE LOVE YOU!

Wendy Waits of Studio B was an ENORMOUS-busted model living in Newcastle, England .  She was so greatly admired after doing two photosets for Studio B that for a few years she allowed men to visit her and play with her boobs for a small fee.  I wish I had made it across the pond to bask in her huge breasts, but like a lot of things in life I was too bogged down by work and day-to-day duties to make such a trek.  When I saw the e-mail from Dave of Studio B that Wendy had passed away in August 2014 of a heart attack, I was truly saddened and I felt a shadow cross my heart.  Wendy, I loved your work and your wit. You were as kind-hearted as you were huge-breasted. I hope you are in a better place, dear.

Morning Boobs! Whirrrrrrrrrrrrr! Let's spin the big wheel and see what random pics we can get off of that big ol' hard drive of mine!

Jade retired from modeling a few years ago, but I think of her often. Was she the bustiest model ever? No, but she may have been one of the horniest. By her own admission, she fucked over a hundred guys and talked her boyfriend into becoming a swinger because she couldn’t quell her ever-present sex drive. She has told stories of making her boyfriend pull over on the highway just so she could get fucked because she couldn’t wait any longer for it. She kept upping the ante with her homemade videos, eventually making open invitations for random guys to show up and fuck her (I think in one of them she took on 15 guys and looked more energized by the time it was over than when she started - even though all of the guys were worn out). Eventually, her desire to work in a normal line of work made her leave the modeling industry. Who knows if she will ever model again one day - I hope she does, because everyone loves a good comeback story. Jade, in today’s world of cynical models who seem to despise men and only hunt for the almighty dollar, I salute you and your all-natural beauty and your non-stop horniness and your vibrant, sublime sexuality! Ummm, YUM!

Let’s give my hard drive a whirl and see what models we end up with.  Hope you like what you see!

Before Athena retired, she made a picture set called 'hands on full'.  It was the only one done with a guy.  It made me want to see her do more.  I have a feeling she is fantastic in bed and would be a great fuck.  It's too bad she just didn't go one step further.  But I'm grateful for what this huge-boobed Ohioan gave to the world before she faded away from boob modeling forever.

Let's see what pics we find!  Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

I always liked her.  When TopHeavy had a forum (they no longer have it) for models to write about their lives, Maxi was always very competitive and bragged about how her boobs were bigger than the other models.  Maybe it wasn't sportsmanlike, but it sure was arousing.  She always had the pics to back up her claim!

If you ever get such a chance, I can guarantee that your best boober of the 1950s to meet (and hopefully have passionate sex with) would be Virginia Bell.  She still holds a place in my heart from when I was a wee young lad flipping through girlie magazines and being astonished by her big all-natural boobs in an ad called Virginia "DING DONG" Bell.

Lately I was thinking which babe I would like to go out with for a night and make sure the date ends up in a hotel room.  Well there are thousands of babes I feel that way about, but right now it would be Renee Ross.  Anyone else feelin' it?

Well, fellow boobman, you know that this was a logical fallacy.  Lea unfortunately DID go through with the breast reduction, and her career disappeared at exactly the same moment in time.  Let this be yet another warning to all models for all time: BREAST REDUCTIONS DO NOT HELP CAREERS.  YOU WILL SIMPLY LOSE YOUR MALE AUDIENCE!

Nowadays, whether Dawn intended it or not, no one thinks about her anymore.  Save for moments of reflection such as this.

Yew make a grown man cry!!!!!! Don't do it!

Email me if you have any questions.

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