drinking poison with my wine

oh! well… thats certainly a useful skill. you can at least pretend to hold a converation.

im sorry, im not the best at picking up tones sometimes. putting in the effort to be plesant company is kind of a waste of energy, especially when its just over the internet, or if its not really how you’d like to be talking.

nice to meet you, kettil. if you ask me, you seem at least decent enough at talking!

im kasper, and i congratulate you on this effort to be friendly. i’ll do my best to return it.

Oh no, I’m great at TALKING. I could likely write a complete twenty page essay on any topic given to me due to the fact it doesn’t take much skill to bullshit enough drivel to fill in a word count. However, the issue is that I lack tact and the ability to form deep conversations with any real impact. I suppose it’s a bit like celery. Vaguely salty but otherwise tasteless and not in any way fulfilling or enjoyable especially if it’s all you eat with no substitution.

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