yo♚

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

@dontwriteyourselfoffyet

a gentle reminder that you aren’t a disappointment. you aren’t a failure. no one knows how hard u try and you’re doing so well. you deserve so much better.

do you ever just fucking hate yourself for not working hard enough to reach your full potential?? cuz same.

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

here’s to every girl working so so hard to reach her goal. i see you. you can do it.

okay but tumblr culture is having a mutual who you really want to start talking with but you never do cause you convince yourself you’re just going to end up sounding annoying

Me, every time Negasonic Teenage Warhead comes on in Deadpool: Fucking superb you funky little lesbian

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION