MORK'S MORKIN ZONE

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

many of you i'm afraid

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja