MORK'S MORKIN ZONE

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

you literally either get it or you gont

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

I dont remember saying that

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro