Blinding.

[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

apparently its been 20 years since the first harry potter book came out i guess you wouldn’t really be able to tell since the author never shuts the fuck up about it.  

This is genuinely hilarious

studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

It’s 2 am

You heard me. Use a flashlight.

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail