Contradictory and Okay

absolutely fantastic. 10/10.

This makes me so happy

This is what I need on my dash

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

who took this snapshot of me in my private home

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

wig

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

i hate the term “spinal fluid” it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind

(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y’all juice

We’ve never met and I hope it stays that way

this is the most powerful reply ive ever received 

i would honestly trade my entire high school education for wild guitar skills,,, like,,, fuckin logarithms aren’t gonna help me shred