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why should i need a period tracker. they got my order wrong at sonic and i burst into tears, i know exactly how long i have

fat women don't want men to tell fat women they like stretch marks, fat women want men to start telling their friends who ridicule fat women to shut the fuck up. ✌️

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

Play hard pray hard

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free