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bitches love bobâs burgers bc its about a family of flawed weirdos who love each other deeply and openly and enthusiastically, not in spite of but because of their eccentricities (im bitches)

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I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT
For anyone who doesnât know, this is a show about cars
This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like
Its 4:30 in the AM and I am fucking LOSING it over this

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for someone who experiences 37 emotions in a single second i sure as fuck donât know how to handle them
in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling
Thatâs cool and all but what the FUCK is that thing
they have a ratatouille tsum tsumâŚâŚ
HIS NAME IS REMY
actually itâs ratatouilleâs monster
She knocked over a box of recyclables and loafed in it.
Sometimes people like to write things about floristâs shops. Â Here are two things you need to know, the most egregiously wrong things.
1. It makes no fucking sense to sketch out a bouquet before you make it. Â Every individual flower is different in a way that cannot really be adjusted the way other building materials can be adjusted, and each individual bouquet is unique. Â Just put the fucking flowers together.
2. No one â in months and months of working at the flower shop â has ever cared what the flower/color of the flower means. Â No oneâs ever asked. Â Itâs just not something people tend to care about outside of fiction and itâs certainly not something most florists know. Â You know what florists know? Â What looks good and is thematically appropriate.
Hereâs an actual list of the symbology of flowers, as professionals use it:
Yellow â for friends, hospitals Pink â girls, girlfriends, babies, bridesmaids Red â love Purple â queens White â marriage and death (DO NOT SEND TO HOSPITALS) Pink and purple â ur mum Red, orange, and yellow â ur mum if sheâs stylish Red, yellow, blue â dudes and small children Blue and white â rare, probably a wedding Red and white â love for fancy bitches
Here are what the flowers actually mean to a florist:
The Fill It Out flowers:
Carnations â fuck u these are meaningless filler-flowers, not even your administrative assistant likes them, show some creativity Alstroemeria â by and large very similar to carnations but I like them better Tea roses â cute and lil and come several to a stalk, a classy filler flower Moluccella laevis â filler flower but CHOICE Delphinium â not as interesting as moluccella but purple so okay I guess Blue thistle â FUCK YEAH, some fucking textural variety at last! Â youâre getting this for a dude, arenât you? Chrysanthemums â barely better than carnations but better is still better Gladiolus â ooh, risky business, someone understands the use of the Y-axis, very good
Focal points:
Long-stem roses â yeah whatever Lilies â LBD, looks good with everything, get used as often as possible Hydrangeas â thirsty fuckers, divas of the flower world and rightly so, treat them right and they make you look good Gerbera daisies â the roseâs hippie cousin, hotter but no one admits it Peonies â CHA-CHING, everybodyâs absolute favorite but you need guap Orchids â if this isnât for a wedding youâre probably trying too hard but theyâre expensive so keep ordering them
You know what matters? Â THE CUSTOMERâS BUDGET. Â THATâS TELLING.
-$20 â if youâre not under 12, fuck off, get your sugar something else $30 â good for bouquets but an arrangement will be lame $40 â getting there, thereâs something that can be done with that. Â you can get some gerbs or roses with that and not have them look stupidly solo. $50 to $70 â tolerable $80 â FINALLY. Â It sounds elitist but this really is the basic amount of money you should expect to spend on an arrangement that matters. Â Thatâs your Motherâs Day arrangement. Â Youâre probably not going to spend $80 on a bouquet. $90 to $130 â THE GOOD SHIT, youâre likely to get some orchids $130+ Â â Weddings and death. Â This amount of money gets you a memorial arrangement or a handmade bridal bouquet. Â Donât spend this on a Motherâs Day or a Babe I Love You arrangement, buy whosits a massage or something.
Miscellaneous:
Everything needs greening and if you donât think that youâre an idiot.Â
As a new employee, when you start making arrangements, you canât see the mistakes youâre making because youâre brand new and youâre learning an art form from the ground up.
With a few exceptions customers donât have a clear plan in mind. Â They want you to develop the bouquet for them. Â They want something that will delight their little sweetbread but youâre lucky if they know that personâs favorite color, let alone flower.
Flower shops donât typically have every kind of flower in every kind of color. Â Customers generally arenât assed about that. Â Most people donât care about the precise shade of the rose or having daffodils in July, because theyâre not boning up on flower language before they buy. Â That would imply that theyâve got a clear bouquet in mind and, again, they donât.
Being a florist is essentially a lot like what I imagine being a mortician is about. Â Youâre basically keeping dead things looking good for as long as possible. Â You keep the product in the fridge so it doesnât rot and look horrible by the time the family gets a whack at it, and in the meanwhile you put it in a nice container.
Anyway thatâs flowers.
this is magnificent and I love hearing about ppl job feilds

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me thinking about how much money is funneled into panda conservation when they arent even endangered rn and theres over 1,400 species of amphibians who areÂ
Me when my dog does something bad and my whole family starts getting mad at him
What could a frog possibly have done to get scolded
Youâd be surprised

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