Jinx? Stands for Jinx! Duh.

extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

do people think this is real. do people think that their 4th-favorite tgirl blogger just blew things up with her wife and kids because she IRL turned the tornado shelter beneath the midwestern home she owns (outright) into a dungeon where she keeps a dehumanized sex slave, without accounting for redundancy in upcoming disaster scenarios. do people think this really happened

i may have wildly misinterpreted what gimp basement means. i knew someone who did actually have to shelter their parents in their basement, which they were using for elaborate BDSM, during an emergency, and i thought this was a second time i was learning about someone doing that

POST CANCELED CONDOLENCES TO YOUR FRIEND WHOSE REAL EXPERIENCE THIS WAS

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

I let it outside