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i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

are you a doctor–are you a DOCTOR?

                                        hmm, well, i’m more like a vet.

then, beloved, you will have to die. 

you should have joined us.

you’re not safe here. 

i will kill the only person you have ever loved.

you should have killed me.

i thought you loved me. 

where the hell have you been? i thought you were dead.

all i had to do was turn a blind eye.

please, ___. for me? 

if you can hear this, please help!

i did what you said. 

and then she said, “not even with yours.”

what? you mean she’s telling the truth?

do we have a deal?

well in that case it seems we can strike a deal. 

i should kill you. 

no kiss? i’m kind of disappointed. 

you’ll never forgive yourself.

is a girl’s work never done?

well, what do we have here?

you stick to the brooding. i’ll handle the wisecracks.

you need to think this through. 

have you considered that all of this is your fault?

get your hands off me!

look at what you’ve done.

he’s already dead to me.

i don’t do second chances. 

you’ve become what you’ve always fought against.

ROADHOUSE BLUES

Keep your eyes on the road.

We’re gonna have a real good time.

Let it roll, baby, roll.

Give up your vows.

Save our city.

The future’s uncertain and the end is always near.

WAITING FOR THE SUN

Can you feel it now that spring has come?

Waiting for you to tell me what went wrong.

Waiting for the sun.

YOU MAKE ME REAL

I really want you.

God knows I do.

I’m not real enough without you.

You make me feel real.

You make me feel.

PEACE FROG

It’s followin’ me.

Blood is the rose of mysterious union.

Blood on the rise, it’s followin’ me.

BLUE SUNDAY

She looked at me and told me I was the only one in the world.

Now I have found my girl.

My girl is mine.

SHIP OF FOOLS

I laid it on the line.

It was later than I thought.

I cannot share your laughter.

But whoa, it makes me wild.

LAND HO!

I’m going crazy.

Got to find my shipmates.

Gonna buy a bottle and drink my fill.

Come back home and marry you.

You know babe, I’m gonna love you tonight.

THE SPY

I’m a spy.

I know the dream you’re dreamin’ of.

I know the word you long to hear.

I know your deepest, secret fear.

I know everything.

I can see.

QUEEN OF THE HIGHWAY

She was a princess, queen of the highway.

Sign on the road said take us to Madre.

No one could save her.

He was a monster.

Start it all over.

Hope it can continue a little while longer.

INDIAN SUMMER

I love you the best.

Better than all the rest.

MAGGIE M’GILL

Her daddy got drunk and left her the will.

People down there really like to get it on.

Now if you’re sad and feelin’ blue, go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes.

You go down to Tangie Town.

Mom met dad in the back of a rock’n’roll car.

I’ve been singin’ the blues ever since the world began.

Send me a number 1 thru 50 for a word that I’ll use to write either a headcanon, drabble, or starter. Send 🌀 for a random number instead.