#nexttimemorejughead

if I had a nickel for everytime cheryl turned a redheaded man into her own personal jesus and claimed he had made a nonconsensual sacrifice of his own life for the good of riverdale id have two nickels. which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice

I bet season 6 Archie Andrews wishes he could go back to season 1 Archie Andrews and tell him to spend less time worrying about whether he should pursue guitar or football and spend more time studying the laws that govern township incorporation and also the occult.

veronica is one of the most character characters to ever character on tv. she's a new yorker with daddy issues who came to a small town and immediately fell in love with the first girl she met, who she then kissed during cheer tryouts and later drank poison for. she wore an ugly blond wig and snuck into a prison to help break her kind of bf out and fucked one of his best friends. she kissed a guy she hated in a hot tub out of spite. she set a man on fire. she exhiled her own dad and used mood lighting/music to kill her husband. she employed her teenage students for free labor twice, once for her own jewelry store and the other for an illegal casino she and her boytoy are running in a high school. she has sex on beds of money and scams men and probably participates in pyramid schemes. she is iconic and beyond reproach.

“what the hell is going on in riverdale lol” you don’t get to know. either you accept archie into your heart and watch the whole thing or you don’t get to reap the benefits of the insane shit cheryl is pulling every week. “but what about the epic high and lows of high school football” not even in the top 20 most insane things that have happened on that show. you know nothing

I remember when that was the cringiest thing that had ever been said on the show

“what the hell is going on in riverdale lol” you don’t get to know. either you accept archie into your heart and watch the whole thing or you don’t get to reap the benefits of the insane shit cheryl is pulling every week. “but what about the epic high and lows of high school football” not even in the top 20 most insane things that have happened on that show. you know nothing

Despite never watching a single episode, I absolutely love it when riverdale is trending because ill inevitably be subjected to some of the most batshit insane things I’ve ever seen be broadcasted on public television

I miss Jughead.