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Iāve seen this a million times and every time I forget whatās coming

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i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
*slams gavel*
worm court is now in session
all writhe
She has arrived
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Bangchan:

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Why am i laughing so hard?
THE FUCKING HANDS
SnattiĀ [Deviantart]
fashion designers put a halo and wings on a model and call it an āangelā look. where are the wheels within wheels? the multitudes of staring, glowing eyes? the trumpets of rapture? the bloodied swords? where is the fire, the incomprehensibility? the ear-shattering ādo not be afraidā that makes the audience fear god and have prophetic visions? extremely unsexy of the fashion industry to not realise what the viewer really wants
t'challa: weāre stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried
peter: she will find me anyways
shuri: who
duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.
Could you kindly elaborate on that please
Big Silly HatsĀ
Dangerous aura
Wands | Guns
Midnight | High Noon
Robes | PonchosĀ
Stockings with boots | Chaps with boots
Magic Incantations | Yeehaws and slang
Brews Potions | Brews AlcoholĀ
Rides brooms at night because horses are sleepingĀ
Rides horses at day because brooms are recharging
Canāt swim
Moonshine is an alcoholic potion brewed by witches and cowboys; āMoonā to represent the Witching Hour, and āShineā for sunny High Noons.
Beware the Crepuscular Cow-Witch that exists in a quantum state between the two and probably has a large angry steer for a familar lurking nearby.

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oh? worm?
R E B L O GĀ Ā T H EĀ Ā P I G E O N .
Please
the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantlyĀ arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like,Ā āgod i wish i could just like⦠go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.ā and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think,Ā āhey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?ā absolutely not. thatās for people who take risks and i donāt take risks i take myself to court in my own head.
grade A romcom material here just picture the movie:
a harried law student meets a pretty girl (maybe sheās an artist or something else cheesy and romantic) the pretty girl flirts with her but she canāt decide if itās just being friends or actually flirting
she gets together with her friends and over the course of a few days holds an epic mock trial that draws more and more of a crowd until the pretty girl finds out
at the last minute the pretty girl rushes into the courtroom shouting āi have new evidence to present to the court,ā the mock judge asks her to step forward and she just kisses the law student
the courtroom cheers
case closed ruled in favor of the defendant
later after they graduate they get married at the courthouse
T-pose for schoolyard dominance

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They
They what
What
PETA SHUT THE FUCK UP
They even fucking doubled down on it
Let no one ever forget that PETA euthanizes SCORES of animals every year. Let no one ever forget that they kidnapped a little girlās dog and killed it. Let no one forget that they spend more money on their edgy advertisements than they do actually benefiting the welfare of animals. Let no one forget that they frequently lie and manipulate things to convey a misleading message. Let no one forget that they get off on traumatizing little kids in efforts to scare them away from eating meat. Let no one ever forget that PETA is a fucking shitty organization that does 1000 times more harm than good. Fuck PETA. If you call yourself a lover of animals give your money to literally any other organization. PETA deserves to burn.
Put this in the MOMA
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i canāt even adequately explain why
Itās a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasnāt had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. Itās comedy genius.