. furi !

(sitting one (1) single millimeter closer to the victim of my affection than usual): im so good at this socialising thing actually

well, heh, if I'm a liar then why aren't my pants on fir— i have a skirt on? that doesn't matter, fool. im innocent until pants proved burnt.

i hope you [remembers violence is not the answer] r plushie falls off your bed. how about that

the hottest thing a man can be is sickly and older and disheveled looking. he doesn't know what a shower is and i love him

being raised as a genderless little forest guy and then being thrown into a world full of gendered expectations was kinda the begining of my villain arc. the first time someone asked me about my gender i just started shaking like a high chihuahua in winter

"how didn't you realize you were a system" i am as socialised as a feral stray dog!!! i have no friends!!! i had no one to tell me having others talking in your mind is not the "norm"!!! i thought it was just my imagination!!! im sorry!!!! fuck you!!!

just went on r34 because i was curious after some ominous tiktok. uts not even that bad. the internet lied to me. its just some people getting plowed!!!! 0/10

thinking about my oc.... shes a sociopathic scientist.... she has eyebags for days... shes a single mother of a shark... shes 6'2... shes mentally unwell and 37 years old. shes my babygirl and i love her

just got told by my sister that'd she'd quite literally murder me if i turned out to not only be trans but ALSO like men. how do i tell her guys!!! ha. heh. haha. hehhaha. ha.

(voice of an autistic guy whos hopelessly in love with his musician best friend and doesn't know how to express it) yo dude if i die could you make my bone marrow into a guitar pick so i can hear you play even in death. would that be chill

thinking about gals with pal names.... a trans fem ivan dating a demigirl called alexander... some girl named constantin... a very femme person named michael.... a lesbian called john.... that's so cool....

(voice of the most bored guy alive): im having so much fun right now.

being a closeted transmasc while also presenting feminine is so bizzare. like... woa.... they dont know im the prettiest boy in this bitch...

being an older sibling sucks. being a younger sibling sucks. being the middle child sucks. the answer? become a knight. clank clank bitches

fun date idea !! you walk in front of me and i make increasingly aggressive hitting motions above your head when you're not looking