tragic, i am tragic, to be real

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

people who dont have ocd should just automatically assume they know nothing about ocd. even if theyve evolved past the 'its the clean disorder!' people still find ways to completely misunderstand it and then say theyre right because theyre woker about it now. this disability pride month lets listen to people with ocd about how ocd works 🙏🙏🙏

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid