wutang forever

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Hello bisexual community

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