Diamond Shimmer

Just got a pedicure if ya know what I’m saying

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

I like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of sex, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. That makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.

no sport is as hedonistic as golf, a game designed around the existance of acres of nothing but grass that has to be meticulously regulated. the players get enjoyment knowing land is wasted for the sake of their Ball Putt Game. and they don’t just let anyone fuck the holes, either.

yes that is an insightful thought about how wasteful luxury pastimes of the rich can be and a wait you do what with the holes

You know, I’ve gotten to the point in my Tumblr Life that I just nod along and agree with posts like this then get to the end and go “ they still have a point” 

Help me, I laughed so hard I just had to reblog it 😂