cave of dreams

Hahah whaaaaaaat you're crazy ahauahuaha I've NEVER thought abt transformers x humans that'd be bonkers I -

I'm obsessed with the idea of human-cybertronian relationships. I specifically love when it's framed as a kind of symbiosis. Some Cybertronians clearly just really like humans and can't help but bond with them; there's just SO many opportunities for relationships, both platonic and otherwise.

Like. Imagine the most annoying Car Guy you know, who fires his engine at 3 in the morning, except his car is a Cybertronian who is just as annoying. The Cybertronian gets pampered and buffed and hand-painted and the human gets to street race around in a vehicle that actually appreciates the efforts. The bot has a new wrap job every week and the human wears jackets to match and they're both absolutely insufferable but they're insufferable together and that's kinda sweet.

Also just..... I really adore the idea of Decepticons initially sneering at the idea of human companionship, but quickly finding they actually quite like these weird little creatures and maybe the Autobots were onto something.

Post-war I can imagine the Constructicons being put on Earth, essentially on community service, doing construction and controlled demolition. Perhaps rebuilding stuff destroyed in battle. They end up forming bonds with the human crew who sometimes work with them; humans who appreciate their unique skills and temperaments. There's something very cute about the Constructicons obsessing over their favourite coworker and hoping their schedules align.

I think Soundwave would end up with a human friend or two. He already has a weakness for small things. I have no proof except my gut instinct and the fact that I'm completely delusional. One minute you're befriending Rumble and Frenzy (easy to do since they're human sized) and the next, Soundwave's trying to coax you into his chest. He has cookies and he's going pspspspsps. It's a tactic that probably would work on me