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ingredients:

• 1.5 cups water (0)

• 1/4 cup unsweetened almond milk (7.5)

• 1 tbs cocoa powder (10)

• 2 tbs stevia (0)

• 1/4 tsp liquid stevia (0)

• 1/2 tsp cornstarch (5)

• 5-7 ice cubes (0)

how to make:

• put everything in a blender and blend until everything is smooth and combined

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Brownies- 37 cals

SERVES: 9 BROWNIES Ingredients: ¾ cup nonfat greek yogurt
¼ cup water
½ cup Cocoa powder
tsp sugar
1 egg (or ¼ mashed banana) 
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 pinch salt Instructions: Preheat the oven to 204°C. Grease a square baking dish (I used 8"x8").
Combine all ingredients into a food processor or a blender (or whisk by hand) and blend until smooth (about 1 minute).
Pour into the prepared dish and bake for about 15 minutes. Allow to cool completely before cutting into 9 large squares

(37 cal per square)

by @ana-kitchen

Lunch/Dinner

carrot fries (55 kcal) - vegan, GF

simple salad (55 kcal) - vegan, GF*

spicy noodles (6 kcal) - vegan, GF*

vegetable broth (0 kcal) - vegan, GF

chickpea salad (75-150 kcal) - vegan, GF

garlic noodles (20 kcal) - vegan, GF

chicken wrap (58 kcal)

100 or under meals master post - inception

Breakfast:

porridge (55 kcal) - vegan, GF

DIY low-calorie smoothie - vegan/vegetarian, GF*

green smoothie (100 kcal) - vegan, GF

chia pancakes (44 kcal) - vegetarian, GF

Snacks/dips/sauces:

chips/crisps (25 kcal) - vegan

nutella (20 kcal) - vegan, GF

ketchup (5 kcal) - vegan, GF

Drinks:

milkshake (40 kcal vanilla, 50 kcal chocolate) - vegan/vegetarian, GF

apple cider (2 kcal) - vegan, GF

vitamin water (0 kcal) - vegan, GF

hot vanilla (45 kcal) - vegan, GF*

sweet almond drink (40 kcal) - vegan, GF*

Desserts:

ice cream (20 kcal/pint) - vegan, GF

strawberry ice cream (35 kcal/pint) - vegan, GF

cinnamon buns (26 kcal) - vegan

chocolate pudding (40 kcal) - vegan, GF

blueberry nice cream (40 kcal) - vegan, GF

white/milk/dark chocolate (10-40 kcal) - vegan, GF

pumpkin pie (49 kcal) - vegan, GF (if you sub flour)

popsicles (25 kcal) - vegan (watch out for jam), GF

chia seed pudding (64 kcal) - vegan, GF

instant sorbet - vegan, GF

strawberry orangeade popsicles (6 kcal) - vegan

oatmeal cookies (51 kcal) - vegan, GF

Low cal pop tart (23 calories) vs normal pop tart (200 calories) I resisted a b/p by making these and I feel really good. 🍓

Ingredients:

-2 ½ tbsp banana flour =16 cals

-20 grams fresh strawberries =7 cals

-salt (pink or white salt, pink is better for you!) =0

-water =0 cals, duh 🤣

-0 cal cooking spray

Instructions:

~Preheat oven to 350. I did it in the middle of the whole process but you can do it whenever you’d like.~

1: add flour and a pinch of salt to bowl, mix then add water, mix again. Just add water bit by bit until it creates a dough. It’ll be a little bit sticky but that’s normal! It should barely stick though.

2: take out from bowl and play with it in your hands, kneed on counter for about 5 minutes.

3: shape into pop tart looking squares. I tried to use a rolling pin but I’m not very good with it (it kept sticking and I didn’t want to use more flour for it to not stick because that adds a bit more calories but if you don’t care for those few extra calories, use it! Do you. 😌) but I just used my fingers to shape it. I didn’t do it evenly. 😬

4: measure out strawberries, you won’t need much! I used about 4 medium ones. Then microwave it for 30-45 seconds. Mash and mix for about a minute.

5: place parchment paper on pan, place first half of pop tart dough and then place mashed strawberries in the middle, spread evenly. Place other half of dough on top, press down with fork. Then cut little x on top to help it cook. You could do another shape too if you’d like. A heart would be cute haha ☺️

6: put zero calorie cooking spray in a small cup or container. (I used coconut oil cooking spray) brush on top of pop tart. I used the brush that my mom uses to put sauce on ribs and such! Not sure of the name but it works super well.

7: place pop tart in oven, let cook for 10 minutes, take it out and check it! You may need to add a bit more cooking spray since I did. Place for another 10 minutes. Mine cooked for about 16 minutes but I think it could’ve stayed a bit longer so I recommend 18-20 minutes!

8: take out pop tart and let cook for a bit. Peal from parchement paper and place on plate. (My poptart had pieces of parchement paper stick to it a little, no big deal though! It’s easy to peel off)

9: you can warm up more strawberries and add water to make a sauce to dip in, or place on top. It’s quite fragile though! Definitely not like a traditional pop tart and tastes more like a mini pie but still very good! Enjoy! 🍓💕🥧

To make other flavours:

-🍎🥧apple pie pop tart: you can warm up apples and cinnamon to make it a cinnamon apple pop tart!

-🍫🔥s’mores pop tart: add Walden farms zero cal marshmallow dip as filling, mix cocoa powder, splenda and water for chocolate filling! Mix graham crackers (blend them if you can or mash them for a while with hard object) in dough with cinnamon for a graham cracker taste.

-🍌🍰 banana cream pie pop tart: for filling use mashed bananas, vanilla and Walden farms marshmallow zero calorie dip as filling.

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･ﾟ✧*Sol’s Headcanons *✧･ﾟ:

Disclaimer: I know nothing about BTS’s cocks and I’m not saying this is true, these are just MY personal headcanons and how I think their cocks are.

Namjoon: Big Dick Line™ 1. In terms of all aroundness, Namjoon is perfectly proportioned. He’s long enough to hit your cervix when he grinds your cock into you, and thick enough that when he enters it stretches you out to your absolute limits and then some more - but it feels good.. Nonetheless, the thickness to length ratio is probably GODLY because my man is BLESSED just like all his other PROPORTIONS. All in all, he’s just fucking big. Also, he’s probably got a really pretty cock that makes your mouth water just looking at it. Most likely on the darker side cause boy TAN at and with a pretty mauve cockhead that’s hella bulbous. I also see him just having a straight shaft, no curve or anything to it - just one huge fucking rod that fucks you deep and long.

Seokjin: Big Dick Line™ 2. Not as long as Namjoon, but on god definitely thicker. Monstrous. Absolutely fucking monstrous. In fact, when he takes it out, your jaw just drops because how the fuck has he been hiding that shit this entire time? Like it’s got to be a third leg - and boy when he slides into you, you have to bite down on something because he opens up your pussy in a way no one else can. Like, he’s also thick enough to drag against every single inch of your pussy as he fucks you, and leave your toes curling and spine tingling. Model dick. Deadass, his cock is probably as beautiful as his face and Aphrodite and Eros themselves want even a peek at his handsome cock. He’s most likely veiny, with a dusky pink cockhead. Also straight, with maybe just a slight curve.

Yoongi: I don’t see Yoongi packing like Kim Line, but I also don’t see him being small either. He’s not thick in any sense, but god he’s long. The thinnest of them all, Yoongi’s cock shines the best when you ride him. He’s long enough that you struggle to take him all before he’s hitting your back walls. Also like, it’s curved. Definitely curved. And that, paired with the length, means that riding him is the most pleasurable thing you’ve ever felt. He doesn’t even need to try to hit those sweet spots by angling his cock or anything - it comes naturally. Why? Cause he’s long and fucking curved. God bless Min Yoongi and his ridable cock. Also, not to be that person, but... prettiest cock of them all. He’s nice and tan, with a light pink cockhead and just seeing it makes you want to wrap your lips around it. Also veiny. Hella. Fucking. Veiny. Another plus point to riding.

Hoseok: Hoseok seems like he has a small cock, but lmao, y’all wrong. My boy is a grower, not a shower. When he whips it out, it’s nothing majorly impressive - but the more aroused he gets, the longer he grows and eventually you’re like jfc where have you hidden this? Another long but thin™ crew. Like he’s shorter than Yoongi, but definitely thicker - just not as thick as Namjoon, Seokjin or Jimin - or even Jungkook tbh. Also another one of pretty dick line™. Like he takes it out, and strokes it to erectness and then you’re just salivating and drooling because you want him to fuck your throat - because it just looks so fucking appetising. Also probably like, a cute dusky mauve cockhead - slightly more on the pink side - and veiny. Not like Yoon veiny, but veiny for sure.

Jimin: now... Jimin has the shortest dick of them all - but before you get angry - it’s short but thick. Like rivals Kim Seokjin’s thickness type of girth, and probably also beats him to be honest. It’s velvet smooth and yes, he doesn’t have length, but honestly? He doesn’t fucking need it. Length isn’t everything and Jimin knows that. He may not be able to hit it deep, but he can hit it good and make you cum over and over until you’re a crying mess - and that’s good enough for him. Also like, this boy is hella flexible??? He doesn’t need length, he just pushes every single, thick, inch into you while doing the split on top of you as if it’s an everyday occurrence. His cockhead is probably a cute pink mushroom-like head. His actual cock is like,,, tapered at the top and gets thicker towards the base. Meaning that the hilt of his shaft is fucking lethal but you bet your ass he’s going to push it into you.

Taehyung: Big Dick Line™ 3. He’s thick yes, not like Joon, Jin or Jiminie, but still thick. However - he’s the longest out of Big Dick Line™. In fact, he’s another one of those ‘where have you been hiding’ but also ‘are you even going to fit inside me’ types. But you bet your god damn ass he’s going to make it fit. Long enough that even when he hits your cervix, there’s still a couple inches left over - not that it stops him from grinding his hips into you and trying to push more of it in. Which only means he’s hitting the back of your cervix. Except, that’s exactly where he wants to be so he can fill you with his cum and breed his babies into you. The actual cock? Straight with a slight curve, and thicker at the bottom - even though his cockhead is flared. ALSO, another mauve-pinkish tip that weeps precum like he’s a leaky faucet. IN ADDITION, his shaft is ridged, I don’t make the rules.

Jungkook: heir to Big Dick Line™, Jungkook is next in line. In fact, he’s also a grower, not showing off immediately - but when he does grow, it can easily rival Kim Line and their monster cocks. He’s long, and thick and kind of proportioned, if it weren’t for the fact that he’s just slightly longer than he needs to be. Except, that length is a fucking godsend. He’s also like, incredibly veiny and curved - aka a lethal combination - meaning that no matter how he hits it, you’re going to be crying and cumming around him. He doesn’t even need to try - cocky fucking dom. Also like, he doesn’t have a mushroom/bulbous tip, and it’s all one girth - from tip to base. HOWEVER, it also means it’s easy to take - you know, once he’s actually inside - BUT, it’s also unrelenting as he enters you, both in terms of length and girth.

ingredients:

• 1.5 cups water (0)

• 1/4 cup unsweetened almond milk (7.5)

• 1 tbs cocoa powder (10)

• 2 tbs stevia (0)

• 1/4 tsp liquid stevia (0)

• 1/2 tsp cornstarch (5)

• 5-7 ice cubes (0)

how to make:

• put everything in a blender and blend until everything is smooth and combined

PARENTING DONE RIGHT BY JIMIN’S DAD! BUT ALSO LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT TEACHING DONE RIGHT TOO!!

Jimin did well in school and was even the class’ president (something usually only the best student can do). He had amazing grades and worked hard even though it wasn’t easy based on his circumstances.

But Jimin wanted to pursue music, so his teacher persuaded his dad. His father was a bit scared and hesitant at the start, so he talked to Jimin’s teacher. As he loves Jimin so much he wanted the best for him. But once he realized that his son’s happiness was what matters. That parents can’t write their children’s future but should help them write their own, since then Jimin’s dad supported his dream fully. And so did his teacher.

To this day Jimin’s dad will visit the teacher and bring BTS’ new album. Jimin also never forgot about the man who supported him. He never forgot about his friends. He never forgot about his school and origins. 

Jimin might look very caring and kind to many but it’s only natural when you realize how his dad treated him. Jimin’s Kind-Hearted dad always looked after him.

To this day Jimin’s dad always sends him flowers on his birthday no matter where Jimin is in the world. When on tour he even sent a bouquet of flowers, a gift, and a touching card to Amsterdam. The father and son have such a good relationship that they are not shy to tell one another “I love you”

This only shows that if parents treat their children well and if school educate and supports children in what they do best. Our society might have more Jimins. Kind and supportive people than can make our world a brighter place. 

Today, Jimin is part of BTS, the current biggest boy group in the world. The records he broke be it by himself or with his members are infinite. He was also named the king of Kpop and is known as an outstanding dancer, singer and performer. 

See what might happen if you give young ones support when they need it? They might turn into a “Park Jimin”.

So please, if you read this. Rather than blame many which will do nothing but bring more negativity, try to be the exception. If you have or will ever have children, be Jimin’s dad to your child. If you are or will ever be a teacher, be Jimin’s teacher to your students. Or just be a Jimin to the people around you and hopefully more people would learn to become future Jimins too. Kindness is more powerful and inspiring than you can imagine and acts of kindness are easier than they seem and more rewarding. 

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If you are new maybe you should check fetus BTS. The time when Jungkook loved Iron Man so much he wore these socks:

He was also very shy and didn’t know how to act next to a girl.

Forget “shy” the boy was legit malfunctioning.

Meanwhile, Hoseok was walking around like this

And flirting with them girls like this.

And collecting them admirers like this.

Namjoon wasn’t too far behind either.

ARMYs in the past were so chill. I mean look at this:

As for Jimin. Well things didn’t change much. He was collecting them men for his harem.

And we didn’t have some weird emoji hiding BTS’ necks, tummies or legs.

Jimin was bullied by a 14 years old. Jin beatboxing and Namjoon going deep about anything and everything. Yoongi left some legendary quotes. Taehyung was just hilarious... actually they all were. If you are still doubting watching it. Just watch this video below: