Moonga Mwiinga

our Almighty Bally 🩷🙏🇿🇲

we humbly call upon yo gracious name to

Thank u for the strong Kwacha 💵

itx standing tall & makes us happy 😊

Thank u for good copper prices ⛏️✨

They help our country get more money & makes our kwacha stronger 💪🏾

Thank u for letting our Chinese friends ♥️ pay tax in Yuan 🇨🇳💱

That helps Zambia grow & brings good business.

Please continue keeping our country safe, happy & strong 💚

from restoring meal allowances so all our students can learn with full stomachs 🫃🏿👩🏻‍🎓🥞 to making mealie-meal 🤍 cheaper than water 💦 so everyone can afford delicious Nsima 🍛🧂 to paying farmers 🧑🏽‍🌾 on time so they can grow more food 🌽 to giving our people wonderful jobs 👨🏿‍⚕️👷🏻‍♀️ so they can afford to buy yummy foods 🍟🍦🍕🍔🍻

the Almighty Bally 🩷 has ensured that every Zambian is well fed 🤰🏿🍼💃🏻 & itx for this reason that we say THANK U CHEF 👨🏾‍🍳 BALLY 👑 FOR FEEDING THE NATION 🇿🇲 & ensuring that no Zambian 💚 goes to bed hungry 🥘🥂

FINAL RESULTS 🗳️

✅ UPND: 619 VOTES (87%)

❌ LM: 93 votes (13%)

🔥 Vote Difference: 526 votes 🎉

SIMATA SIMATA 🤴🏿🎖️ IS THE NEW COUNCILOR FOR NAKATO WARD IN MONGU WESTERN PROVINCE 🏆

💚 Huge Thankx to every single voter who came out & voted for UPND 🫂

🙏🏿 Glory to our God Almighty for granting us peace thru-out this election as there wasn't a single incident of violence. Just pure democracy at its finest 🥂

HAPPY NURSES DAY 💊🧁🇿🇲

our adorable 😍 Nurses r the heartbeat of the health system & today we celebrate their strength & nonstop care 🤗

thankx to our incredible President BALLY 🩷 tens of thousands of Nurses 💉 have been employed 🤑 more than ever before!

BALLY 👑 also slashed license fees by 73% for Nurses & Midwives, rolled out free sanitary pads for schoolgirls 👯‍♀️ countrywide & made education free for all 👩🏽‍🏫

No wonder Nurses 🥼 love Bally back 😍

BALLY WAKULEKAFYE 🏆🥇

BALLY 💖 just commissioned 528 brave new officers at MILTEZ in Kabwe this past Friday 11th April & the energy was electric 🥳 & patriotic 🇿🇲💚

Here's the breakdown of these truly remarkable officers 🔥

- 175 of them r women who completed the same rigorous training as their male peers, showcasing the UPND's commitment to equality in the Defence Forces 💪🏾👩🏾‍✈️

- History was made with 2nd Lieutenant BIBIAN CHILUFYA MWALILINO becoming the 1st woman in 53 years to win the Sword of Honor ⚔️🏆 - Girl Power Baby 💪🏿

- also, 32 of the officers are actually medical doctors & were deservingly bestowed with the rank of Captain 🎖️

- 134 snatched the rank of Lieutenant while the rest scooped the rank of 2nd Lieutenant.

Big ups 👍🏿🙌🏿 to the UPND gov for empowering our youths with these amazing jobs & 4 making our country even safer 🙏🏿

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喜欢他们如何精美地展示我们标志性的国家 🇿🇲 💚 宝藏，如 Mosi-ao-Tunya 瀑布 🌊 和 Ngombe iLede 🐮🍼 以及我们美丽的鲜花 🌸 和野生动物 🦅🐃🦏🦒🦌

From jobless to Civil Servant 🤑 — life ya chinja 👍🏽 just like that for thousands of our amazing youths from every tribe x corner of our great nation 🇿🇲💚 all thanks to his Majesty the Almighty King HH 👑🙏🏽 who has worked his magic 🪄 x employed gazillions of our adorable 😍 young Zedians as Teachers in just 1 day, setting an unbreakable world record 🏆🍾

The whole country is buzzing with joy 🥂 x celebrations 🥳 x everyone has vowed to give Bally 🔥 a 2nd term in next year's elections 🗳️

In the video above☝🏿 an excited 😆 young lady joyfully rolls on the ground in celebration upon learning that Bally 💖 has employed her as a Teacher 💰

In the picture below 👇🏿 a proud Mother 👸🏽 excitedly 🥳 carries her Son 🤴🏿on her back upon learning that he has been successfully employed by Bally 👑 as a teacher 🤑

Bally Wakulekafye 🙌🏽

Bally Temunobe ⚡

Eagle One 🦅

Igwe 👑

Copperbelt 🇿🇲 loves Bally 💖

So does yo Girlfriend 🤭

Happy Birthday to Kamala Harris 💖 who will make history as the 1st female President of the United States 🇺🇸 on November 5!

She's also the 1st U.S. President to have lived in Zambia x the 1st U.S. Vice President to visit Zambia 🇿🇲 while serving under President Biden. Coincidentally, she's the same age as Zambia—both turning 60 x both born in October 🗓️ How cool is that? 😎 💯

This just goes to show how much this remarkable young lady loves Zambia x as President of the U.S. x the whole world 🌍, she'll continue to strengthen the beautiful bond 💍 between our 2 gorgeous nations 🇿🇲❣️🇺🇸 x help Zambia become the superpower 👨🏿‍🚀 that it deserves to be.

Big shoutout to the newly Graduated 🎓 police officers who've just passed out from Lilayi Police College yesterday, Thursday, 17th October 2024 🥳 after completing their 1-year training!

What makes this even cooler is that a whopping 57% of these officers r women 🙌🏿 which goes to show that President Hakainde Hichilema isn't just creating jobs 💰 for our Youth, but also championing women’s empowerment like never before.

Even better, the police band 🥁 at this event was conducted by a woman for the 1st time in Zambia's history, marking a significant milestone for female leadership in the Police Service. Mubuyaeta👑 who was promoted to the rank of Senior Superintendent of Police🥇 just a few days ago due to her hard work x commitment, proudly served as the bandmaster🎶 at the parade.

1. More Sex🍑🍆

Thankx to loadshedding, we've put down our phones, turned off the TV x turned on the heat😈🔥 in our bedrooms or wherever we do it from, which is good coz dodix👉🏿👌🏻💦 is healthy👍🏿 x leads to more babies👨🏿‍🍼 which leads to a growing population💪🏿 x a bright future🏆 full of new citizens! 😉

2. More Dating & Marriages👩‍❤️‍👩💍

With the screens off, we're finally noticing how Sexy 💋👄 we all look! 💕 Loadshedding is Viagra 💘 in disguise, sparking more dates, more proposals x a lot more "Chilanga Mulilos"🥘

3 More Beer🍻🍾

i think beer was invented by us ndaba Zambians x Beer r best friends 🥂🇿🇲🤞🏿♥ ️We just love to get tipsy x loadshedding gives us the perfect opportunity to kolewa🥴 x braii🔥🍖🍟🍗🐛🐸🐀 kaili there's no power to scroll endlessly on phones or watch ma series.

4. Boosts the Mining Sector🏗️💎

Loadshedding is powering up our mining sector in a big way! ⛏️ As u know Zambia is a huge producer of all the minerals used in making Batteries🔋 x Solar Products☀️. With more people buying Solar Products, the demand for our minerals is thru the roof! So, loadshedding is putting MORE MONEY 💰 IN OUR POCKETS 🤑

5. Creates New Jobs👷🏿‍♂️💰

Who thought charging phones could be a booming business? thankx to loadshedding, it is! Charging services r popping up everywhere, creating jobs x keeping everyone's gadgets juiced up.

6. Good for the Environment♻️💚

Loadshedding is making us greener! 🌿 We're all switching to eco-friendly solar x wind energy, which is better for the planet. Mother Earth is thanking us x so r future generations.

7. Quality Family Time👨‍👨‍👧‍👦🧡

With no Phones x TVs to distract us, families r bonding like never before, telling tushimi (storytime) x playing games 🎲🃏

So, even tho loadshedding gets on our nerves sometimes, it’s clearly doing wonders for us too 🤗

367 IMMIGRATION OFFICERS 👮🏾‍♀️

who just graduated! 🎉

Thankx to Bally🏆 our Youths r now securing awesome-well-paying jobs! 💼💰

Our borders r now stronger x safer than ever before thankx to these strong Graduates 👮🏿‍♂️ who passed out from Lilayi Police Training College in Lusaka yesterday, Wednesday 18 September.

Another Passout for over 100 Immigration Officers is set for tomorrow, Friday 20 September, at Sondela Paramilitary Training School in Kafue.

This means in just 3 days, our wonderful President Bally ❤️ has created over 500 jobs for our amazing Youths 🇿🇲💚

God 🙏🏾 Bless Bally 👑

UPND👋🏾 Forever ❤

Happy Birthday to our Amazing 🤩 President 🇿🇲💚 our Superhero 🦸🏿‍♂️ His Excellency 🙇🏿‍♂️ the Irresistible 😍 HAKAINDE HICHILEMA 👑

The most Precious 💎✨ x most Extraordinary Man of our time.

Thankx for leading our nation into Greatness✅

May yo superb 👌🏿 reign be blessed with continued success 🙏🏻

Love u forever 😘♥

The ousted mafia regime, PF💩 borrowed vast sums of money to flaunt on social media 🤳 squander on parties🎉 alcohol🍻 drugs💊 x prostitutes👗

When it came time to repay the debt, they were unable to🤦🏽‍♀️resulting in Zambia being heavily indebted x financially crippled.

In response to this nonsense, Zambians rose up against the corrupt x violent PF👿 government that plunged them into immense debt x financial hardship x replaced them with our Savior, Bally😇🙏🏽❤️ in the 2021 Elections🗳️

Upon assuming office after his landslide victory, Bally🤴🏽 met up with the people PF🤡 borrowed money from x made a plan to make things easier for mother Zambia - Instead of attempting to repay the entire debt at once, which was unfeasible due to itx enormity, Bally the Genius💡 cleverly proposed a gradual repayment plan, to which the creditors excitedly agreed 😊

This sophisticated strategy is known as debt restructuring x Bally just managed to restructure $3.5 Billion Dollars 💵 of our debt.

itx like if yo friend says, "u don't have to pay me back yo nkongole for a few months. Use the money for yourself instead!"

Additionally, the charming Bally🥰 successfully persuaded bondholders to forgive a portion of our country's debt entirely. How cool is that 🥳

The Bondholders said to Bally🤍 "Hey, itx okay if u don't give us all the money u owe coz u r a cool dude 😎 who respects human rights x the rule of law x u r driving Zambia in the right direction ⬆️"

So, coz of this marvelous plan government can now focus on making our country better🌟 x richer💰 by building cool stuff such as Schools🏫 Hospitals🏥 Roads🛣️ Bridges🌉 x putting more money🤑 in our people's pockets by creating more jobs🧑🏻‍⚕️👨🏿‍🏭👷🏿‍♂️

So to the Almighty BALLY 💕 x the Bondholders🇪🇺💶 we the People of Zed🇿🇲 wholeheartedly Thank u Very Much for Debt Restructuring! 🎉🙌🏿💋

Big shoutout🙏🏿 to the Greatest Man Alive - BALLY 👑💕🔥 for hooking up the Youth of Zambia🇿🇲💚 with the Greatest Gifts🎁 ever which r: free education🎓📚 employment💵 peace✌🏿 x Unity 👩🏻‍🤝‍👨🏿✨

Cheers🥂 to all the Youth - yo vibrant spirit✨ limitless potential💪🏿 x creativity🦄 is shaping a brighter Zambia for all👏🏻👏🏾👏🏿

‭Genesis‬ ‭1:28‬ ‭‬says👇🏿

God blessed them x said to them, Give birth to children🍆💦🍑🤰🏿🤱🏻 Grow in number👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 Fill the earth🌍 x rule over it🤴🏿

Bally 💕 is the real MVP🏆 making dreams come true✅

itx nonstop victories for Zambia 🇿🇲💚 under our anointed leader Bally 💕 as everyday we're blessed with wonderful news 🙏🏿

today's exciting news is that the cost of living has just dropped by a whooping K121😍 yes u read that right, 121 Big Kwachas 💰

compared to the same time period last year the cost of living has dropped even further by an enormous K295💴

this is according to the latest findings by JCTR.

this means more money in yo pockets 🤑 x more Nsima 🍛 x Alcohol 🍾🍹in yo bellies 🤰 yummy 😋