“I want my liar. I want her mouth.”

Jake is a whore because he betrayed his entire species for some hot aliens after knowing them for three months. Quaritch is a bigger whore because he did it in three minutes

i just want to live in a place with people who want throw dinner parties for every little thing (because the little things aren’t little)

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

sluttiest thing a man can do is have an air of profound melancholy

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

if he doesn't pull you closer as u drive a sword through his stomach to protect you from the mages surrounding because of a killing spree is he even worth it? if he doesn't shield you with his dying body and entwine your hands as a secret personal love code then can he really mean it?

*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real