* beast \ \ man .

"Chicago really is the windy city, isn’t it!”

“How are you doing today?”

“Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?”

“That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself.”

“Where are you from?”

“Are you new here?”

“Welcome!”

“I’m sorry to be a bother but could you tell me the time?”

“So… this weather, huh? *Insert awkward laugh*”

“Have you guys found a place to put your coats/bags, or are we just holding on to them?”

“What kind of drink is that?”

“Aren’t you a little young to be here by yourself?”

“Aren’t you a little old to be here?”

“You guys look like you’re having the most fun in the room, mind if I join this conversation?”

“Oh my gosh! Did you just see what happened?”

“Excuse me, but are you a model?”

*Looks over to the person on my left* “I hope I die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“That is a lovely name, are you named after someone?”

“Hello, do you work here?”

“I’m sorry but could you help me with something?”

“Hey there beautiful! People call me [Name] but you can call me tonight ;)”

“Do you mind if we share a cab?”

“Excuse me? I’m sorry to bother you but you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe… here let me get it.”

Nurses in their bomb trenches between hospital wards.France. 1918.