Khadgar Said It’s MY Turn To Play The Xbox

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

(over doctor's office intercom) The Saturday Torture Ogre will see you now

GRAAAGH! I'm so hungry and I can't catch anything! If only I had ampullae of Lorenzini to help me sense where my prey is. Hey... You wouldn't happen to have some, would you?

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

Minutes after posting: "Why did I write archaic when I could have gone with old-fangled?"

Reblog to fangle this post

do you guys think stormwind citizens talk about deathwing the same way we talk about 9/11. do you guys think they have #neverforget stuff about deathwing. do you think teenagers make deathwing jokes and get yelled at by stormwind guards

my driver's test came back negative

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you