Khadgar Said It’s MY Turn To Play The Xbox

in my mind's eye i see this scene clear as day. it's 2026 and the gang all work together. umbric was recently transferred back to the department he used to work at ages ago with rommath except that now they've been bitterly divorced for the longest time and it's just REAL psychosexual for everyone involved, to the point it's affecting productivity. lor'themar gets sick of it and he's like okay i gotta step up as the boss here and salvage the situation. do some kind of team-building exercise or something. so he decides to take everyone to MANDATORY karaoke happy hour except that it's not happy like AT ALL. the only person who looks like he's having any fun there is dar'khan (not with the karaokeing itself, he's just there to watch the events unfold with the fascination of someone watching a car crash). he may or may not have suggested the karaoke idea to lor'themar. halduron exchanges the most nervous of glances with lor'themar when umbric goes first and sings Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac. rommath had said he was NOT gonna partake in the singing but after THAT he skips the line and picks Shadowboxer by Fiona Apple. they both sing their songs looking DIRECTLY into the other's eyes. you couldn't cut the tension with a knife because it'd actually take an industrial angle grinder. liadrin is cold sweating. astalor convinces aethas (oblivious, too young to have been working there When It Happened) to sing Hopelessly Devoted to You by Olivia Newton-John (you know, For No Reason, It's Just Such A Great Song), who not only happily obliges but also (to his credit) gives it his all & puts on one hell of a performance. nonetheless that is unsurprisingly the last nail on the proverbial karaoke happy hour coffin

that’s buffalo bill like actually

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

because maybe……..youre gonna be the one that maybe

and after all…..youre my after all

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges