wtf lol

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

real love is so lit

can’t relate

relationship goal: a relationship

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

have you guys considered hobbies

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

have you considered skincare

Someone do the triangle where you can only pick two.

Reach for the stars, get all three

don’t fail your perception check

daddy: *cums on the floor* me and the roaches: *fights over who gets to lick it first*

what in gods name

NO MORE LESBIAN FILMS DIRECTED BY MEN

No more films directed by men

Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can make all the logical moves you want, but at some point the pigeon is gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

As soon as we start raising the majority of the population with the belief that failure is part of the growth process, people will probably be a lot more happy with themselves.

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness