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accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

not doomed by the narrative but certainly disciplined

put in timeout by the narrative

dommed by the narrative

i can't post anything

this isn't a hellsite it's a hellhome

"i'm doing this for my wife and kids" justifications are so so so fucking funny like even ignoring the patriarchal arrogance the naked desperation to have an excuse to commit acts of heinous violence and the implications of the family unit as property to be defended and butchered like livestock it's like. if you want a hole to die in so badly grab a shovel and go outside. why are you digging the fucking trenches in our living room man.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Naked friend pillar?????

Mail, gossip, fun

Witchcraft, Marijuana, and Friendship were mine. Maybe you'll see me make a summoning circle with weed and use it as blackmail against me, and then we become friends through some sort of TV drama plot. Blackmailer-and-blackmailee to friends slowburn, 100k.

Absolutely. All three, 100%

i I don’t want to be manipulated

WINE ESCAPE WITCH???

blackmail,gaslight,MEN??????????

Blackmail, Craft, Rule…What does that mean guys???

Blackmail, worship, and and witchcraft-I’M SORRY WHAT?? NO I DO NOT WANT BLACKMAIL

Reach, alcohol, happiness. . . . I don’t drink sooo?????

Nakedness, Gossip, Revolution

Treachery, warfare, mayhem 🤪🤟🏻

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

are we gonna talk about the focus panel on nirei's flinch when sakura kicked the desk and how it was almost a frame perfect recreation of the kick suo delivered to nirei in the prev chapter. and how nirei has a history of being violently bullied. are we gonna talk about that and how all this might be bringing up some triggers for him. whole house mad

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

Kinda wanna embed myself in eternity

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car