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muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

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like I KNOW this happened at least once (source: trust me bro dimple told me himself)

Also me, shaking Hinata Shoyo by the shoulders: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO COMPATIBLE WITH SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE!?!?!?

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I just think their pining would be the stupidest thing in the world

what a pushover

For some reason I started pairing these two. They had vibes that they would be a couple and if one has already seen Trolls 3, their love is not impossible.

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

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accidental touch