happy pride to every professional athlete in love with their teammate

no cops at pride just sebastian 'gay rights' vettel running homophobes over with his fiat 500

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

Do you have to ask? Blood in their hands. And then there will be noise, and after a few months, maybe a whole season, then everything will be back to this. To riders not caring about the safety, but then complaining about tyres ant tracks and position of the finish line at the media instead of the safety comitees.

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed