Monster-Arkade

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

Imagine if people watched Interview with the Vampire and it inspired them to think about how the past is in a very real way inaccessible to us and memory can be misleading even when you're not being dishonest and different people can have different experiences of the same event that feel emotionally true and are very real to the people who experienced them even if they contradict each other and often you will never be able to know what really happened and how this can make repairing damaged relationships difficult and threatening to a person's sense of self

You can lie when you name things

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled