The Unexciting World Of Monstame's Process

(DISCLAIMER: I didn’t invent most of these, just accumulated a lot from across the internet amongst other resources)

When something isn’t going your way: find The Wheel of Fortune, the cards on either side are the solution to the problem

To bring wealth; shuffle then pull the 1st, 5th, 10th, 20th, and 50th cards

When a romantic relationship is turning rocky; shuffle and find The Lovers, the cards on either side are the root of the problem

When you need to make a decision; shuffle, then find the 2 of Swords, the cards on either side are the different outcomes

When you’ve done fucked up shuffle then find The Fool, the cards on either side are how to fix the problem

Make a wish and draw a card

This shit is so fucking disgusting

Clean the fucking house your mom is on her way home .

Take the fucking meat out the damn fridge before she light that ass up .

Deep condition your hair , take your vitamins baby .

Eat some fruit put the chips down for another day .

Get off tumbler / twitter / your video game will always be on whatever part you left it on. The save button exist —- go wash your ass . Your room smell like open Becky booty .

Practice your trade fam . Read up on cpr or some shit you never know when it will come in handy

FOLD THE CLOTHES AND PUT THEM UP . NAH AINT NO LATER BIH . You can wash clothes all day but if you don’t put them up guess what ? Washing them was fucking pointless .

Walk the fucking dog Bruh .

Clean the fish tank my nigga

Vacuum the carpet b .

Clean the fridge fam

Look up the local deals in your area help your parents save money on snacks , toilet paper and paper towels . If you are too lazy to do that check out fb and find a personal shopper in your areas yard sell groups . 2017 is the year to put money away .

Dust high spaces fam don’t forget the fan.

Clean the fucking oven B .

Put the laundry in the wash and don’t forget to put that shit in the dryer in about 60 mins . Set a timer on your phone as a reminder .

Make sure your little brothers and sister ate something . Like real food not them little bullshit ass little Debbie snacks cause you know your parents gonna grill them about what they ate all day ..

Read a book even if it’s a chapter so when your mom tells you that you are wasting time you can flame her ass and summarize the chapter of said book off to her .

Catch up on some science , math and a foreign language if possible .

DONT ORDER NO FUCKING FOOD YOU GOT FOOD IN THE HOUSE SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY !!

& if you don’t have food in the house and you have no choice but to order google coupons for that restaurant in mind so you can save some money ok ???

Mow the lawn so your dad can’t say shit .

Take the trash out .

EMPTY THE FUCKING DISHWASHER NIGGA ! Moms been asking you to do that for the past month

Clean the fucking bathrooms and don’t forget the back of that damn toilet where monsters live and plant dust and pubic hair and all that extra shit around .

Wash the plates , clean the stove and don’t fucking forget the mothafucking microwave homie .

Drink some fucking water and lay off the rass soda your piss is about as yellow as sponge bob .

Mop the floor you got juice stain there since last week and your moms been watching that spot for the past 10 days to see when you gonna clean it up .

Pick that cup up off the table that your mom put down Bruh it’s a trap …

Once all your chores are done enjoy the look on your parents face when they come home and have nothing to bitch about .

Oh and put all the change you find in the couch in a jar see how much you collect from saving at the end of the summer . This is the beauty of cleaning …. You find schmoneeeyyy.

Be blessed and be safe I love you my nigga . & if you go outside to hang out with the homies . Make sure all your shit is done and you back in the house before dark . Pray before you leave and thank God when you make it back home safe .

Go volunteer at your local boys and girls club, YMCA , big brother / big sister programs . This looks good on college applications .

You got enough time to turn up fam .

Turn the air conditioner off if your just in your room . Turn the fan on instead .

if you don’t have a fan and your are just in your room close the vents off to the rest off your house .

Apply for scholarships you can never have too many. You can start at fastweb.com

Read books.

Put dryer sheets in ya air vents for a lil fresh boost

It’s nice out, go for a walk around the block… The short walk will make you feel better (trust me, i am fat, black, and keeping my depression at bay)

Smile at a baby or a doggo

Go talk to someone–like a phone call or in-person, none of that texting shit… Check in on them

Buy someone a cold treat, bitch it’s hot outchea

Open up a window/door at opposite ends of the house, get that cross-breeze action n the funk out the house

The owner of this particular plantation had it built by slaves for 3 years. Every brick was handmade. Over 120,000 bricks on 2,000+ acres of land (this place was huge.) The clay used for the bricks came from the Mississippi River. The majority of the slaves are buried under the Levees and water. Some are buried with their Masters. Not allowed to live with them but could be dead with them.

Before you enter the house, there’s a list of slaves who lived here including their age and how much they were purchased for. 124 total. Some slaves were worth as little as $25. As young as 5 years old.

On this particular plantation, the owner was big on punishment…he used noise making neck restraints. Imagine three 4lb balls around your neck with bells inside. Children were restrained by ankle locks that connected between their ankles.

This was a sugar cane plantation, one the worst practices to involve slaves because of its danger. A lot of slaves were decapitated, amputees and killed from the fields and machinery. A lot of kids lost their lives creating sugar. Speaking of children, a child stood in the living room and operated the fan with a string while guests ate dinner. As young as 3 years old.

Here’s what shook me even further: Before the Civil War, a lot of slave owners were going in debt and could not afford their properties and were not producing enough cotton and sugar to maintain their lifestyles. Slaves were used as HUMAN CREDIT CARDS. Slaves were a guaranteed line of credit. You could get HALF of your property’s value depending on how many healthy and able slaves you owned.

My people were human credit cards and lines of credit to BANKS. We were property. We were labeled as equipment and nothing more.

There is no such thing as a good slave owner. They owned my PEOPLE and used them as checks and balances. This cycle continues with prison and brutality. I do not want to hear shit about “Why can only Black people say this or that?” I don’t want to hear shit about “we’re all human.”