Monster Prom: Doomed to Repeat

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WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY! I'm visiting parents. I don't have much to say today. We watched Toy Story 5. It was cute.

This is probably my favorite page in Chapter 2. Maybe? There's some other cool stuff coming up. We get to see Damien's dads! What adorable goobers.

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What's up ya little skedaddlers! Yeah that's right, I called you skedaddlers. What, you got a problem with it? You gonna NOT skedaddle to prove me wrong? Look here buddy, you can't not do something to prove you don't do it. You've skedaddled before, I've skedaddled before, we've all skedaddled. It doesn't make us right, but it does mean we're working on it. (Go work on your skedaddling.)

HEY! Are you guys havin' fun? Are these pages still good? I don't even know anymore. I'm in the thicc of it! And by it, heh, let me just say.. my comic pages.

I'm still moving! Well, I moved. I'm getting settled. I think I'm 98% settled. My TV remote had shampoo in it. (It did not work.) Diagnosis: Definitely Shampoo. If you ever get a diagnosis of Definitely Shampoo, it's probably over for you tbh. Don't know why there was shampoo in it, that mf doesn't even have hair.

[Oh so what, we're bald shaming now?]

Got a Sketch Request to hold you all over til latest page of MonPromDTR! (You're all waiting on that right? Please say yes so I can tell my mom I told you so)

Chapter 2 Guaranteed Promo Sketch #06

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Behold! One hour later! It's not one hour later for me. It's still 6pm. Time is relative. And baby, I'm from Alabama. (Fuck time, is what I'm saying.)

Cameos!! I'll be honest with you champs, I did NOT expect any OBERLIN PLATINUM VIP patrons when I was writing Chapter 2. And I got several!! So, uh, I didn't really have any spots for them. Also, we're in hell. Who wants their OC in hell? Not you, sit down Heller McHellerson. But hey! I thought this was fun. And! Since it's kind of a wishy-washy half-cameo in NEGA-SPACE!.. I figured I would give these guys a freebie in the next chapter. SO LOOK FORWARD TO KILLIAN, ABBY, and SMUDGE in Chapter 3!! Somewhere.

Want to see more of Killian? Check out the THE COURT OF KILLIAN DUBH Monster Prom mod!! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1898559218 by Inquisitor023! … Or Inky, I don't know what to call him. WAIT INKY IS SHORT FOR INQUISITOR I JUST GOT THAT

More Abby? Check out the MOSTLY GHOSTLY Monster Prom mod!! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2773786335 by MrUndisclosed, or Mundo! …. Wait Mundo is short for MrUNDisclOsed holy shit

More SMUDGE? They--- They don't--.. They don't have anything to link. BUT HEY I THINK SMUDGE IS A COOL AF CHARACTER. You want more Smudge, you go straight to the source! (Slendy)

And if YOU want a cameo of YOUR OC, subscribe to our OBERLIN PLATINUM VIP Patreon tier!!

Oh, and ignore that Autari spelled Narrator as Narratr. You didn't notice that until I said something? SHIT

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Watch at https://www.twitch.tv/prncsbuttercup or come hang at https://discord.gg/6zj5NH3jPC!

Wowee! Our very first cameo!! No, she didn't pay for this one. (Sorry, Platinum VIPs!) This one is out of appreciation! I wanted to give this cameo because this comic might not even be running right now without her. She's been a cheerleader for nearly a year now, when I was still building the website for the comic. It was really nice to be able to share and talk about the comic with someone who was so enthused about it and was really excited to hear about it and see it. She hadn't even played Monster Prom! She actually got into it because of the comic! So hurray! Enough being sappy. Thank you for all your support, Buttercup!! It's meant more than you know. … SO ENJOY BEING IN HELL! :D

Speaking of cameos! The OTHER cameos (you know who you are) might be sooner than you think! How soon do you think it is? It's sooner than that! (Probably.)

So WHOOF. I am done moving! Kind of. I still need to unpack and hurtle some of the furniture I don't need anymore screaming into a firepit, but hey -- that's tomorrow. Listen here -- my apartment complex's elevators were down. No, you read that too fast. Read it again: My apartment's elevators were down. On the day that I needed to move. I had to move without elevators. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? I had to move from my apartment with no elevators, and manually move my large heavy things down the stairs without elevators to help elevate or de-elevate me and my heavy things. I really don't think you can grasp what I'm handing you here. Anyway! That's not even your problem. Point is, I'm moved! And I somehow even updated this page on time. I think. I'm in Central now. Everything is wonky and time makes me scared. 5pm feels like a weird time to update the page for me. Don't be surprised if I start updating the comic 1 hour later. 6pm just feels like Comic Time, you know? You don't even care. You just want Pictures of Monster Butts with hopefully a Funny Joke in front of them. Your hubris sickens me.

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MAN. I am at the point of the move where I am breaking down all my creature comforts. My Bluetooth media subwoofer? Gone. What am I some kind of animal? That watches TV? Like some kind of.. TikTok Dog??

It's going great (i'm very tired)

Hey look! Oz didn't die. I'm sure that trend will continue.

I -think- this page wins for least words on page. We got 6. Eight, if you want to be insufferable and count "POP!" and "shrug". No, SHWOOM isn't a fucking word. GO TRY. GO TRY TO PLAY IT ON WORDLE. IT WON'T WORK.

I think the next contender would probably be that one that says "And so I fell for her again." 7! Unless you count "Smile!" which is 8. And "Click! Beep beep beep beep!" … Which is 13. EXCEPT…. While looking for that page, I found page #007 (license to kill), which has NO words! Unless you (insufferably) count "Click! Beep beep beep beep." Which makes 4. Which makes it the winner! I guess.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE. While looking for THAT page I found I had Page #010 posted as Page #009! As a duplicate! And THEN, while trying to fix it, I accidentally replaced Page #010 with Page #009! Thus creating THE SAME PROBLEM, but mirrored! I doubt that's any kind of thematic parallels!

Chapter 2 Guaranteed Promo Sketch #01 - Polly and Joy both drunk and making out à la Scott Pilgrim Kim & Knives

HEY PAISANOS! Who wants some sloppy ghost/witch makeout sessions!?

Do you remember a LONG TIME AGO when we did Sketch Roulette? Well, subscribers to the Patreon by June 2nd got special guaranteed sketches for being members, and those are finally trickling in by our artist, Autari!

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Hoo boy! Man I tell ya. Amirite?

(Sometimes it just be like that.)

OKAY. WHAT IF. I told you. This was the last time Oz dies. Would you believe me? Would you be rip-rarin' ready to get on with the plot? Or would you think I'm pulling a Tricky Tony, and lying to you?

Well either way. Let me tell you - a series of slapstick deaths is pretty quick when you're writing them. It's a little slower at two a week. But you know what? When you're fondly re-reading this comic later, because you totally love this comic and will do that, it'll be SO MUCH FASTER!

It'll be just like Amazon dropping an entire show all at once! But they still have ads. Luckily, -my- comic does not have ads! Completely unrelated, have you considered DONATING TO THE PATREON!? Hitting goal will keep the comic going INDEFINTELY! Hitting not-goal has a tenuous relationship with perpetuity at best.

While I'm at it, good lord! I wanna give a BIG THANKS to my existing Patrons! We've lost a few (times are tough fams, I get it) over the months, but most????? of them have been here since the beginning??? Cray shit. Is a cray an animal? This is shit from that animal. Cray, ass, shit. Shit from the cray butt. And of course, ultra big shout out to the OBERLIN PLATINUM VIPs, current and past. Absolute insanity. Can't wait for you to cancel as soon as you see your ridiculous cameos.

(That's /j. That's /j!!! Your cameos are gonna be SO SICK I promise. /ih.)

(The /ih stands for "I hope.")

(I guess I could've just written "I hope" instead of /ih.)

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HEY IF YOU REBLOG THIS IT HELPS A BUNCH

Nyo ho ho! Always set alarms, kids! My alarm went off and I was like, "Why is my alarm going off?" Then I remembered! It's Thursday! You get a PAGE! I almost didn't set an alarm. Because, like, I always remember. I've never not remembered. And you'll think you'll never not remember forever! But hey, time makes fools of us all. Especially Oz. Because you keep dying you fucking goober.

So! You're getting my thoughts MINUTES before posting! I daresay this may be the most up-to-date you've ever been on my thoughts! Lag-free, as it were. Input optimal TV set to GAME MODE. What? You're still missing the rhythm section keys? Try, oh jeeze. Try using a cable instead. Yeah. Instead of wireless. Did that help? Not really? Okay well just figure it out and get good scrub.

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Remember kids! Sex safety is no joke! … Unless it's with April! Then she's probably blowing up condom balloon animals.. Pulling out an infinite panty scarf. And the jokes about cream pies write themselves! Which is good, because I couldn't think of one!

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"I'll return in a little while, infant." Haha! Or whatever he says. Hey, 17-year-old I keep referencing in these! Have you seen -that- movie??

Did you know!? You won't actually sink in lava! (Or magma.) Lava is just rocks! Super ultra liquidy rocks. And rocks are dense! Denser than you! You wouldn't sink in rocks, so you wouldn't sink in lava!

INSTEAD… You will catch fire and get instant 3rd degree burns (da worst kind!), your skin will boil and you will perish very nearly immediately. Actually, I just googled it. You can live long enough to be taken to a hospital! But you'll die there. So this entire comic is a sham.

Look, do you want science or lava shenanigans!?

Actually, while we're at it, you don't sink in quicksand either. You can just float on it.

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Wa-hey! I hope you've packed your vacation days, because we're going to HELL!

No, not France. Actual Hell! Yes, Iowa. Do we have any French readers here? Dites-moi si vous êtes en France.

Does panel 4 look weird to you? That's my fault! Autari had no idea what I was talking about so I photoshopped those in myself, baybee! Nothing like a writer to doodle all over your gorgeous artwork.

Man! I have a lot to do! And about 20 days to do it. Wait a minute. 20 days? That's… 3 weeks!!! Looks like Oz and I have a lot in common. (We're both incredibly -shredded- under our shirts.)

I been thinkin' about it. I'm one of those people who never feels like they get enough done. It's never enough! I could build a house and point at Housey McBuilderson and be like "But he built 3! I could be doing more." Look man, Housey is going through some things, his wife took the kids, and building houses is all he can do to get through the dark thoughts.

Point is! I actually do a lot. I do -so much- all the time. And I need to accept it's actually enough. I want to do more! I will always want to do more. But if I nap or play a game, that's okay too. And that goes for you! It's okay to relax! We have no idea how but it's okay to!!

Once I move I may have the freedom to tackle some more projects. I have another webcomic I orphaned and a manga-style comic I've been wanting to work on.

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This chapter is starting to feel like Ferris Bueller's Day Off meets Groundhog Day. Groundhog's Day Off? Ferris Bueller's Groundhog-Off? Ferrous Groundhog? Eh, it doesn't matter. You're 17, you haven't seen either of those movies.

I've been looking at tiny muscular men! But not for the same reason you're doing it! … Wait, no, I said that wrong. I've been -photographing- tiny muscular men! Or, no, that's not right either. I've been photographing tiny muscular men -for the internet!- Wait wait, you don't understand! I've been doing it for PROFIT!!

Hm. Perhaps we should move on.

SPEAKING OF MOVING ON, I'm moving soon! I'm going to Florida. Not too deep into Florida, it's barely out of Alabama. My home state! But I'm not in Alabama, currently. I'm in Tennessee. But not too deep into Tennessee! It's barely out of Georgia. Are you keeping up? I lurk in the edges of states in case I need to make a hasty egress. That's right, I live in a constant edging state. (Don't dwell on this.)

I don't even know why I'm moving to Florida. It's just there, you know? Might as well. After that, I'll move some other places. I'll edge all over the country….