Sorcerer, Viking, Cosmic Playing

1. “Yeah, yeah. You’re cute. Just stop smiling at me like that.” 

2. “I love you, but please stop whatever it is that you’re doing.” 

3. “You’re so annoying. Oh my God– I love you so much.” 

4. “STOP BEING SO CUTE, IT’S NOT FAIR!”

5. “Listen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?”

6. “Give me a minute, I’m going to tickle the shit out of you.” 

7. “Hey, stop looking at me like that– I don’t like how cute you look.” 

8. “Please, stop smiling at me like that. I’m not sure what will happen if you keep doing that.” 

9. “I don’t like people, but you’re an exception.” 

10. “You’re the only one who gets to call me that, you know.” 

11. “I crave your affection, but I crave your silence even more– shut up.” 

12. “Is this your way of subtly hinting that you want to hold my hand because it’s quite cute, but I’m not in the mood to hold your hand.” 

13. “You’re talking too much, just shut up and hold me.” 

14. “Ew. Get away from me. No– not you. You stay.” 

“I don’t know, but also remember I don’t know you.” Marseilla laughed giving him a wink.

tellurianwitch‌:

monocintern‌:

@tellurianwitch Have I mentioned that idiot tourists have started looking around Norwegian and Swedish burial grounds to trawl for draugr because they think it’s like a video game?

Have I also mentioned that I hate bailing out idiot tourists messing with the walking dead?

*singing* Whaaaat is wrong with peeeeeeeeople?

Could you not help them? That sounds like Darwinism at work.

In theory, yes.

In practice, I’m me.

To all of the children and children at heart receiving presents from the boss today

What can I say except ‘you’re welcome’?

To all of the children and children at heart receiving presents from the boss today

What can I say except ‘you’re welcome’?