Feral Lizard

The amount of this draft that is wholly pornographic makes it hard to find discrete parts that are safe to post, but I searched my blog but I don't think I ever offered this one up

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His friends were cute.

"Seduce her," Kisuke suggested, a sweet whisper in his head. "You could do it so easily, you know. Rukia would love a strapping and earnest boy toy — especially one that's not too bright. I could never have managed that role."

"Renji," Ichigo pointed out. "You are describing Renji right now. You know, her husband."

Probably take place during TBtP arc cause it probably the period that Yoshiwara is still a thing in the living world? Or we can just go complete AU and have everything take place in the Yoshiwara.

(I’m will going with Ichigo as a girl in this, but Ichigo as a boy works too.)

Ichigo is a courtesan whose infamous for constant denial to sleep with her customers unless they beat her at Shogi or Go first. As Ichigo is a very high ranking courtesan, people have pay a fortune just to spend time with her. A lot of people tried their luck, but no one has success. Until Kisuke show up.

Someone who is never taught about internet literacy, internet safety and how dangerous it is to blindly trust strangers in your inbox / DMs begging you for your money with the same copy paste script of the same sob stories — strangers whose blogs were either created 3 days ago with the sole purpose of sending the same ask to 100+ people a day or literal porn bots before they became Palestinians, if you go to their blogs and scroll down far enough

Someone who is easily guilt tripped and manipulated. Because that’s the precise tactic these scammers use, manipulating and guilt tripping you into believing you are a terrible person for not donating and posting their asks

Someone who knows these vile things are scammers but still chooses to protect them for the sake of looking Morally Superior (“look!!!! I support these Poor People!!!! I’m such a good person!!!!)

Someone who, for some sick, twisted reasons, is okay with scammers profiting off of real Palestinians and scamming people off their money

Someone who is also a scammer

Also, no, people who rightfully call out Gaza scam bots for being vile scammers preying on real Palestinians’ lives and people’s kindness are not “monsters” or “racist” or “heartless”. They are the ones who actually give a fuck and care about Palestinian people enough to choose to speak against scammers who profit off of a genocide and robbing from Palestinian people donation money that could have gone to, you know, real Palestinians instead of scammers’ pockets.

A reminder that these scammers stole from Palestinian people their identities and photos to trick you into believing them. But it’s all part of a big scam ring, even the vetters and the organization that vets these bots, and Tumblr has always been a target of scammers for years.

Or, sorry, am I actually supposed to believe that people living in a warzone with no access to electricity somehow have an active tumblr?

sigh