Chthon 👁️

Dick: Let me try- *reaches out but gets his hand smacked* Ow! Stingy!

Jason: You have your own food. *eats more* Oh my God, I would marry whoever made this fudge!

Dani, popping up from seemingly nowhere: Really~? Because hes single!

Dick: *snorts loudly and chokes on his cake*

Jason: Woah-uh I was exagger-

Dan: Dani get over here and help me fill the display!

Dani: Make Danny do it! I'm trying to get him a boyfriend!

Jason: Wai-

Dan: He's making the Smith's 9 layer wedding cake! He's only one with the patience to decorate that monstrosity, you have to help me!

Dani: But Danny's going to be alone forever if I don't help him!

Tim: Wow. *munching on some chocolate-expresso candied popcorn*

Jason: Look, kid, what I said was just an exaggeration! I don't actually want to-

Danny: I heard yelling. *walks out of kitchen with flour on his apron, hot pink icing on his cheek, and really bad eye bags*

Jason: Ooooh wow *blinking rapidly*

Dan: Dani isn't helping me set up the display cases!

Danny: Okay, Dan, you don't have to get angry, deep breaths bro. And Dani, please help Dan? I'll give you an extra week off as soon as wedding season ends, I promise.

Dan: Fine.*starts doing some breathing exercises*

Dani, immediately cowed: Sorry Danny, I'll get to work.

Danny: Thanks. *gives her a greatful smile before heading back into the kitchen.*

Dani: Sorry for bothering you sir-

Jason: Whats his name? His phone number? How do I get to know that God of a man?!

Dani: *shoots Dan a smug look* Well~

Red Hood marches in the Gotham Pride parade in full gear, and a rainbow-painted helmet. Nightwing tries to join them, and then Red Hood yells at him to fuck off, because 'No cops at pride'. This is how Gotham discovers Nightwing is/was a cop.

Then Dick goes home and changes into civilian clothes, and Red Hood yells at him to fuck off AGAIN. Dick counters that he's Bi. Red Hood says that just makes him a traitor, and does not change his stance.

He also tells Jim Gordon to fuck off, but he doesn't make a fuss about Barbra. When asked, he says that 'She's not a cop, she's a librarian. Librarians are punk as fuck, and she didn't pick who her dad was.'

Half the things he says become overnight memes. Especially because he absolutely agreed to pose for pictures with teenagers. So 'Rainbow Hood' memes of him at gay pride, holding flags, captioned with various things like "HATE COPS, SUCK DICK", "LIBRARIANS ARE PUNK AS FUCK", "FUCK COPS - BUT NOT LITERALLY", go viral all over the internet. The outside world has another moment of 'Hey, what the fuck is going on in Gotham?'

Phantom shows up with a trans flag, baffling a whole bunch of people. Some folks just think he picked one at random to be supportive, because uh. Yeah, Phantom being trans is not well known. Though him showing up with a shirt that said 'I got my top surgery from the afterlife' was a fascinating choice.

Wes just shows up in regular clothes. Except that he's wearing eye shadow. Because he needed to 'look the part'. He then ends up being the poor victim of that 'Do you support gay rights?' "I am gay." 'He's dodging the question...' meme.

A random journalist publicly making out with two vigilantes in full costume was... Unexpected. But hey, that's Gotham for you I guess.

Bruce Wayne also marches, in a shirt that says "I LOVE MY GAY KIDS". Batman doesn't make an appearance to the parade, but he wears a pride pin on patrol that night.

Harley and Pamela are leading the parade. Red Hood then joins them for a photo op, and Harley posts it online labelled 'Be gay, do crimes'. Pam gives out free Weed plants to get the Queer Youth into gardening.

Jason calls Black Mask homophobic for beefing with him during Pride month. Black mask has to make a public statement saying he's not homophobic, because people are making fun of him for it semi-constantly. Rainbow Hood uses it as an excuse to tell Black Mask's goons that if they're gay, he'll be a better employer. Or if they aren't. But like. Gay rights.

it would be so awesome

Typing this from Graphene now, in fact. But, both of those take the Android Open Source Project, without all the bloatware--and largely de-Google the whole thing. They give you much more control over privacy and what the apps you choose to install can do and access on your phone.

I know Graphene sandboxes everything, including the optionally installed Google Play Services which a lot of apps unfortunately require to run. (Lineage uses an alternative to Play Services instead.) So, you can install what would normally be unacceptably intrusive apps and just lock them away from pulling any funny shit with your data, or phoning home. Including the couple of Google things I do still keep around.

I also prefer running much more transparent, privacy-respecting open source apps where possible. Besides the transparency, I'd rather avoid the shitty tech corps entirely where I can. There are pretty good alternatives available for a lot of the usual suspects.

An alternative app store:

"hello children yes this my ex she was declared lost in action 50 years ago and has been Jack Reachering around space ever since."

you had to imagine he worried she'd come back, right?? at least for the dog if nothing else.