look at these monkeys

2D: Due to my height (and my eyes) people think I’m very intimidating and scary. 2D: But I am infact, a friend.

Noodle: She turned my dad on! Russel: Uh, Murdoc, she’s like- 10. She can’t say that Murdoc: So? when I was 10 i was hot wiring cars!

Murdoc: 2D no- no 2D don’t- 2D don’t chew the ice! 2D n- 2D: *c r u n c h* Murdoc: You are making me go apeshit

Murdoc to 2D: Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll be off this fucking planet.

Noodle: Whats the mood for today? 2D: be gay, cry.

2D: Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla! Russel: 2D, thats not funny, people died during that hurricane and homes were destroyed and- 2D: i-it was a joke

Russel, carrying 2D: 2D: I wanna sleep on the fucking curb! Noodle, recording and giggling:

2D, sobbing: He’s just a little man.. Murdoc: It’s just a cat? 2D: A LITTLE MAN!

Phase 1 noodle, slapping cat stickers onto Murdocs bass: Murdoc, watching: Welp, there goes my reputation.

2D, singing:  I don't want to holiday in the sun! Murdoc: SHUT UP! YOU AREN’T PUNK ANYMORE!

Russel: I hate british people. Murdoc and 2D: ????

Russel to 2D: pick up your head king, your crunchwrap supreme is getting cold.

Russel: So I wrote a song- Del: Can I rap in it? Russel: ...yes.

Ace: Ha! POGGERS! Murdoc: I’m literally begging you to shut the fuck up. I hate you.

Noodle, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away

2D: hey guys im really sad.