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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are effective and have no sense of humour.

allthingsgerman

You think you’re dense, but Goethe was a poet.

Ancient German Proverb

Fact #67

(via allthingsgerman)

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rogerseaton

#GrowingUpGerman Kindergeburtstag:

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secretshrimpcolours

Hat das touch??

ancient German proverb, used to determine whether a mobile device has touch (in combination with wildly tapping on the screen of a fellow human’s device)

zukosgay

there’s a platonic version of ‘i love you’ in german and that satisfies me to no end

how other countries celebrate their national day: OUR COUNTRY IS THE GREATEST! LONG LIVE OUR COUNTRY! PARTY!

how Germans celebrate their national day: oh, today is Tag der Deutschen Einheit? I completely forgot. Well, crap, all the shops are closed now. Whatever.

tigerentenclub

Best of #GrowingUpGerman

#oh god every single one is correct #this is scary

allthingsgerman

61. German reunification is a lie. We’re still divided into Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd.

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bilbasaur

Me: *writing in English*

German Side of My Brain: Put more commas.

Me: Why?

German Side of My Brain: You gotta.

Fact #86 - German small talk

Person 1: How's it going?

Person 2: Must. You?

Person 1: Runs.

raumdeuter-deactivated20190603

Ah yes I'm always a slut for the classic "how did that even get in" Müller goal

all of müller’s goals are basically shitposts that somehow got 200k notes

#best comparison ever

raumdeuter-deactivated20190603

aesthetic: how hyped the Südkurve is right now

S/O TO AMBER @miasanfamilie

#shoutout girl #CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN TWO DAYS

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thepope

A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

thecommonchick

S/O to the girls who tell u where they got their cute clothes from instead of pretending like they forgot

#wait there are girls who pretend they forgot?

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