Hardcore Memeinist

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

they should invent water for men

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY

“Yeah, baby,” said nobody, since this was not good.

Ope! Shoot!

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

i discovered i have a packet of gold glitter!!!!!

how do you clean glitter off a keyboard im asking for a friend

Say it again.

IMPORTANT

Yup!  Definitely categorized as “only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.”  But it is NOT illegal to deny them employment, assistance, aid, comfort, friendship, or any acknowledgement whatsoever from civilized society.

When cutting the scene Lucas also saw it and laughed so they added a noise to his head hitting the door.

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

I am both of these people

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

#LOL #yikes #work related stress #i would give my left arm for 40k p/a #no joke #bring me a crossroads demon asap #im willing to do this (x)

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

this is what you do when both you and your bike are dirty. so chill out cat