âWhen you start to eat like this, something is the matter.â
âIt is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat.â
âI already know an awful lot of people. Until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.â
âYou give up awfully easily, donât you?â
âYouâre blocking my view.â
âWasnât it Shakespeare who said when strangers do meet in far-off lands they should ere long see each other again?â
âShakespeare never said that.â
âIâm very cold.â
âThatâs a face you donât forget.â
â[NAME], if I had a quarter of a million dollarsâŚÂ believe me, Iâd know it.â
âDidnât you telephone me to meet you on that corner over there?â
âDo you understand French?â
âI wish youâd let me help you.â
âHow about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up?â
âYouâre absolutely insane!â
âWhatâs the matter? What are you doing in here?â
âStop bullying me. Everybodyâs bullying me.â
âBeing murdered in cold blood is not nonsense. Why donât you try it sometime?â
âWould you mind seeing me to the door?â
âLook, I know itâs asking you to stretch your imagination, butâŚÂ donât you think you could pretend just for a moment that Iâm a woman?â
âHow about once more around the park?â
âHow about getting out of here?â
âWonât you come in for a minute?â
âI donât bite, you know, unless itâs called for.â
âStop treating me like a child.â
âIf you want to tell me whatâs troubling you, fine. If not, Iâm tired, itâs late and I want to go home to bed.â
âDo you know what's wrong with you? Nothing.â
âBe careful.â
âI thought we had an agreement.â
â[NAME], help me. Youâre the only one I can trust.â
âIâll help you. I told you I would. Come on.â
âOh, Iâm so hungry I could faint.â
âPromise me youâll never lie to me.â
âTry to get some sleep. Youâll feel better.â
âNo cat and mouse. Youâve got me. What do you want to know?â
âIâm on your side. Just believe that.â
âHow can I believe you? You lied to me after promising you wouldnât.â
âSit still. Itâs not too bad. You wonât be able to lie on your back for a few days. But then, you can lie from any position, canât you?â
â[NAME], how can you tell if anyoneâs lying or not?â
âI donât want to be serious, and IÂ especially donât want you to be.â
âOkay, weâll just sit around all day long being frivolous. How about that, hmm?â
â[NAME], I think I love you.â
âAre you a real cowboy?â
âStop lying to me.â
âWould you swing down from there on a rope to save the woman you love? Like the hunchback of Notre Dame.â
âHurry up and change. Iâm starved.â
âI can think of a dozen men who are just longing to use my shower.â
âWhatâs the matter? Is something wrong?â
âYouâre probably weak from hunger. Youâve only eaten five times today.â
âYou mean youâre a thief?â
âOh, I could eat a horse.â
âWell, what would you like me to say? That a pretty girl with an outrageous manner means more to an old pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars?â
âHasnât it occurred to youâŚÂ that Iâm having a tough time keeping my hands off you?â
âOh, you should see your face. Itâs lovely.â
âYou donât look so bad in this light.â
âI bet you don't really need those glasses.â
âI love you, [NAME].â
âThereâs no law against stealing stolen money.â
âI donât want to kill you, but I will.â
âIs that all the gratitude IÂ get for saving your hide?â
âOf all the meanâŚÂ rottenâŚÂ contemptible, crooked -â
âCrooked? I should think youâd be glad to find out Iâm not crooked.â
âYou canât even be honest about being dishonest.â
âOne day next week Iâll put my name on our marriage license. How about that?â