knock me down I'll stand right back up

There is nothing worse than regretting the fact you told someone too much about yourself and your secrets

Take a moment to apologize to your body for your brain’s bullshit.

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

We were supposed to move to LA and become bartenders for a year. And forget about our jobs that we hated and the people we pretended to like and the snow we couldn’t fucking stand. And instead we went our separate ways but I secretly hope that some day one of us will end up in LA living out their half of the life we wanted.

💀💀

Exactly what we like.

jesus and the founding fathers died for my right to look at female presenting nipples

REALLY THO

F I N A L L Y

Me being romantic: I miss giving you head

I’m tryna suck HELLA dick tonite

YEA IM HORNY, AND I WANNA FIGHT ☠️

rebagel if the flu shot made you gay